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mxbison

Banned
Jan 14, 2019
2,148
Think I was 14. Friend came over with a VHS from his older brother. Thought it was going to be the usual "erotic movie" stuff with just boobs that I'd seen plenty of times on TV at night.

It was the real stuff. A little too real for my taste at the time LOL. Went back to playboy and soft movies for like another year.
 

Alvaro

Member
Feb 13, 2019
748
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Hahahaha, this made my day.
 

djplaeskool

Member
Oct 26, 2017
19,732
HBO's Real Sex
It's more documentary than actual pornography, but that just meant my introduction to sexuality was oddly nuanced and informed.

Not long after, we got the internet (AOL).
Then Webrings happened.
And now you know the rest of the story.
 

SliceSabre

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,556
I was like 10. My mom's boyfriend at the time went out on a date with my mom and brought over some VHS tapes(this was the mid 90s) of Looney tunes cartoons for me to watch while they went out.

When got to the second VHS tape I noticed it was already partly watched and when it started, it was a VERY well endowed lady getting eaten out on a a satin rug and my jaw dropped, I'd never seen porn before but I wasn't utterly ignorant of what sex was. I quickly turned it off and freaked for a bit....then a few minutes later I turned it back on and watched the whole thing. He let me keep the tapes and seemed none the wiser one was porn.
 
Oct 27, 2017
1,460
When I was very little, like 3 or 4, my friend showed me a booklet he had found in his parents' room that was filled with sex positions and stuff. I remember it fucking me up pretty bad. Always wanting to play house afterwards, touching/holding genitals with other kids, slapping my teacher on the ass, tongue-kissing my babysitter. Maybe all of that's not that uncommon for small children but I remember my parents and teachers reacting pretty shocked/weirded out. I was too sexually aware at that age. I was 10 or 11 when I really became aware of porn as a thing tho. Through flash game websites lol.
 

DrewFu

Attempted to circumvent ban with an alt-account
Banned
Apr 19, 2018
10,360
Is Spice still around?
 
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Radiophonic

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,598
Me and a friend were walking near our houses on a public road (this is the mid 80s btw) when we saw something on the side of the road. It was a beat up nudie mag with obese women, tagged with page spread titles like "Tanya's Titties" and "Betty's Boobies." That, and sampling pay per view flicks before the two minute sampling limit ran out on our cable. It got some I memorized how far into a flick the sex scenes were. Kids today, they don't know how easy they have it etc etc
 

DrewFu

Attempted to circumvent ban with an alt-account
Banned
Apr 19, 2018
10,360
Also I remember one time I found a random Playboy sitting in the middle of the street in our neighborhood. Also back in the mid 90s.
 

Volcane

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
296
My older brothers Electric Blue porn video that he had left in the VHS recorder in his room.
 

Violence Jack

Drive-in Mutant
Member
Oct 25, 2017
41,674
Red Shoe Diaries and Love Street Saturday nights on Showtime. Thank god my parents gave me a cable box and a TV for my room when I turned 13.
 

Menome

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,399
The film Marianne's Temptations (1973, Dir. Francis Leroi) shown as part of Channel 4's "Eurotika" season in around 1999-2000.

I was 12, and it, along with the accompanying docuseries and other films such as Emmanuelle and José Bénazéraf's Frustration kickstarted my lifelong fascination with the European erotic movie scene of the 60s and 70s.
 

Tathanen

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,031
Creeping the magazine racks in a book store, they had playboys and penthouses but with black bars over the plastic bags that contained them. I remember kind of just milling about waiting for people to not be around so I wouldn't be caught trying to peer behind the bars. I think one time a store had a mag with no bag, tho, it was like the fuckin pot o gold at the end of the rainbow.
 

Namea

Member
Dec 2, 2017
120
I think I was about eight years old. My great-grandma had subscribed to a service that delivered magazines to your house. You got a bag full of them, could read whatever you wanted and when the new issues came out you got a new bag. Among them was an adult magazine with featured articles, amateur pictures and stories etc. I didn't know much about sex yet, but I understood that it was something naughty that adults don't really talk about, so my curiosity got the better of me. I snagged said magazine and skimmed through it while I was hiding in a wardrobe, wondering why adults would say or do such things.
 

Apollo

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
8,087
i was googling to try to find a way to unlock cream the rabbit in sonic adventure gamecube (you couldn't) and downloaded porny malware somehow on our pc. i was probably around 9 or 10. I wouldn't understand it for years tho
 

Darkgable

Member
Nov 3, 2017
1,324
About 11 years old. Me and my brothers were tidying the house, when we 'came across' a couple of unlabelled vhs videos during the early boom days of video.
Put it in to hear some weird (what I come to realise since was) Herb Alpert's Rise song over a Color Climax (I think it was volume 97 or 98) collection of 'art' short features.

Been hooked for life ever since.

Can't listen to that Herb Alpert song without having flashbacks to that moment we pressed play on the video.

Also get the same flashback when I hear Notorious B.I.G. Hypnotised. That very first note of that song reminds me of one scene where the 'money shot' came.
 

siteseer

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
2,048
magazines in the woods. other kids who found their parents porn stash. ascii art. lol ascii art.
 

bohex1984

Member
Oct 27, 2017
521
Magazines, grainy TV obviously, then came along my first beloved p2p program that led to "quality" porn among other things, WinMX...

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Deleted member 60582

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 12, 2019
2,152
Jenny McCarthy's Playmate of the Year issue. June 1994.

As far as actual VHS pornography, I can't remember the name of it but I remember it being some sort of a Foxy Brown spoof, or the name was Foxy Brown-related. A friend of mine found his dad's stash and hooked me up.
 

Pwnz

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Oct 28, 2017
14,279
Places
Accidental unlocked playboy channel, then I had to settle with whatever I could make out in the screen scrambling
 

Kadey

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
6,672
Southeastern PA
Wandering away from my family in the poconos to where a couple was going ham with each other on a picnic table. Had to get a family member to explain to me what the hell was going on. And at that age I still didn't know wth they were talking about. I was around 6 or 7.
 

Boy

Member
Apr 24, 2018
4,556
My cousins and i found a stash of porn magazines under my uncle's mattress.
 

BrickArts295

GOTY Tracking Thread Master
Member
Oct 26, 2017
13,735
Grandpa showed me the latter channels when I was 10-11. In hindsight, not the best way to be exposed to sex for the first time. Pretty sure my Dad would flip if he ever found out XD
 
Oct 27, 2017
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soft core stuff would've been real sex on HBO or skinemax in like 2000. 11 years old.

hardcore would've been 2001, 12 yo and a random pop up on my moms computer before school. Hanky Panky college girls
 

Goldenroad

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Nov 2, 2017
9,475
Probably 4th-5th grade. My friend had an older brother who had all the goods which we would find upon raiding his room when he wasn't around. "Swank" and "Busty" mags, eventually we found a vhs cassette which was the first exposure to live action stuff. Yep. Again, this is late 80s, so no internet, so this was as good as it gets and quite a find for a 10 year old.

Hell yeah. 4th or 5th grade and friend's brother had an issue of "Swank". We stole that shit and hid it in our friends playhouse and then it got passed around.
 

The Real Abed

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,720
Pennsylvania
AOL dial-up. Nothing explicit because porn was rare on the internet back then.

There was also an AVI I saw at a church friends house of a frog "morphing" into a naked girl.
 
Oct 27, 2017
8,639
Around the same time I was watching R-rated slashers with tits and sex, I was also involved with other neighborhood kids who raided a stash in an open garage and took handfuls to a tree elsewhere in the neighborhood where we all had our own branch we climbed to where we'd look at them and stashed in nooks up there. I distinctly remember the tuxedoed black man standing and playing a trumpet with his pants down while a white women had his dick in her mouth haha. And then the cum. Thinking back it seemed so fake and creamy but that could just be how my grade school aged mind saw it.

Late eighties btw.
 
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Dysun

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,975
Miami
My dad had playboy magazines stashed in the closet. I found them one day when I was searching for Christmas presents. Must have been 8-9 years old at the time.

Found a few VHS as I got older and then the Internet.