Coincidentally enough, I just recently listened to JR talk about Yokozuna's diet, with a big asterisk next to him telling Yoko "You just can't eat deep fried turkey tails covered in mayonnaise and expect something good to come of it!".
So, the worst, most "trashy" thing I ever made was at my mates rundown home in Baltimore. It was a spring afternoon, I had arrived with wrestling to watch and a bottle of booze. We were ready, but wait, what could we eat?
(Note: this, my friends home in 2010 was just not savory. The front door didn't technically close because it was off the hinges, the kitchen stoves and fridge were from the 60's/70's, and it looked like rats frequented the quarters during the times of day he wasn't in there. Today, he still lives there.)
So, being the master of making shit to eat that i am, we scoured the kitchen, amassing a collection consisting of a 3/4-full can of sour cream and onion pringles, 3 to 5 slices of store brand cheese slices, store brand caesar dressing, store brand parmesan cheese, and various spices (pepper, garlic powder, salt).
I took everythint with the exception of the pringles and put them into a bowl, microwaved them, stirring every 3 seconds, until the bowl was just filled with a cheese dipping sauce with about a half inch later of orange oil resting on top of it all. My friend was outraged, yet strangely curious.
We dipped those pringles into it and had the best afternoon ever.
Other terrible things I have made:
-a block of pepperjack cheese, American, cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, and various dressings from the fridge microwaved together and then dipping jalapeno cheetos into it.
-leftover crab dip, fried chicken, and various other football game foods piled onto a plate, having mayo and cheese poured on top of it all, and then eaten, probably being dipped in blue cheese or ranch.
-Philly cheesesteak pizza from wal-mart, topped with an extra pound of cheese, pepperoni, and other shit.
-15 dollars worth of taco bell at 2AM, including crunchwraps, meximelts, cheesy gordita crunches, grilled stuft burritos, nachos..etc