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both: the op trying to kiss his date / my reaction to his op

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Next time someone french kisses you, just lick their lips, and if they are aghast then explain to them how french kissing is just like that and they're being hypocritical.
 

Jack Remington

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I'm sure it's been said a hundred times, but just endless pecking would be so damn boring.
 

Siggy-P

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Why would you want to eat a clean ass? Also, why would you want her not to fart? It's almost like those candies that pop in your mouth if you do it right.

You know Hippos have a mating ritual whereby they simultaniously pee and poop while spinning their tail around so it flies in the direction of the female.

If French kissing isn't your thing perhaps this would be more your style?
 

Ontoue

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Really? REALLY? REALLY?

There are tutorials for kissing?!?!?!

What have we became. It's the most natural thing

What is this thread.

Why is everything so hard for some of you?

why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people

How do some of ya'll even survive?

How can you suck at kissing in a fucking relationship?

I'm constantly amazed at the threads that are created on this site


Is OP really watching online kissing tutorials? Holy shit lmao


Jesus Christ Era lol

Jesus Christ OP how do you even eat.

"How do you line up your teeth and keep your tongue out of the way and move your lower jaw up and down all while using your upper limbs at the same time to relocate the food into the flesh receptacle??"

You looked up a tutorial on how to French kiss... bruh.


this is one of the most gaf era threads I've ever seen


Lmao what the fuck ERA

I have never read a post that so perfectly encapsulated everything I was thinking reading a thread.

My precise thoughts after reading the first couple of posts.

Why can't y'all motherfuckers do anything right?

This is how I feel when I read the majority of the off topic threads and/or replies.

Like how do some people here even function in real life, I truly don't know.

Yall's heads would explode if you ever met someone with a mental disability.

How can anyone who claims to be normal be surprised by this mundane shit.
 
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Yall's heads would explode if you ever met someone with a mental disability.

How can anyone who claims to be normal be surprised by this mundane shit.
There's actually a show about people with disabilities trying to have dates. It's both sweet and also eye-opening. Not everybody lives the same way.



It's very interesting, although I don't have any apparent disability.
 

Dreamwriter

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I've tried to French Kiss, but you know, those plane tickets are damn pricey! Best I can afford is a Canadian Kiss...
 
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