Why do we say things suck ass?

[Strafer]

I don't quiet understand why we all use that term sometimes.

This movie sucks ass.

This game sucks ass.

etc

Asses are pretty beautiful.

 

[LQX]

Why not?

 

[finalflame]

Yah, I dunno, eating/sucking ass is pretty delectable.

 

[infinitebento]

kissing and licking asses is fine but straight up sucking on a butt isnt that gr8

 

[Officer Big Mac]

I've been blowing ass. I'm such a fool.

 

[Tezz]

Because eating ass is so grody it's built into our language.

 

[Einchy]

I get eating ass but sucking ass? Y'all sucking dookie outta asses?

 

[Jawmuncher]

Only 6 posts in and this is already a great thread

 

[Dennis8K]

Because sucking ass is gross. That is why we say it.

 

[Seesaw15]

I'm assuming the phrase applies to an ass that hasn't been properly prepped and cleaned.

Butt you do you Era.

 

[Sykdom]

Just imagine your sucking and they have explosive diarrhea.

 

[infinitebento]

now make a poll deciding if sucking ass refers to the cheeks or the bootyhole for science

 

[finalflame]

Just imagine your sucking and they have explosive diarrhea.

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It would've cost you $0 not to say this

 

[Notyou]

Asses are disgusting

 

[Mona]

sucking ass is how you give someone a prolapsed anus

 

[Acorn]

I dunno why does cool mean good? Why does hot mean good or arrogant (hot shit)? Why does etc etc

 

[infinitebento]

Asses are disgusting

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Only if you got a dirty butt

 

[low-G]

I think of that as something Angry Video Game Nerd says and nobody else.

 

[Einchy]

Just imagine your sucking and they have explosive diarrhea.

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[itwasTuesday]

When it's really hot and humid and your entire backside is sticking to the lawn chair.

 

[inner-G]

Because eating ass is just a meme

Just imagine your sucking and they have explosive diarrhea.

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[wenis]

you definitely don't want to suck ass. sucking ass is the worst. that's why it's used as a pejorative for things that suck ass.

 

[Deleted member 17643]

I vastly prefer the more uncouth "sucks shit".

 

[Fat4all]

suck the ass like groceries

 

[B.K.]

I don't.

 

[Gaia Lanzer]

Better question would be, "Why say something 'sucks"?" I mean, think about it, sucking a straw, sucking a lollipop, sucking face, that stuff ain't so bad.

Combined with "ass", I think if you SUCK an ASS, you have a good chance on sucking out a turd. Turd is the same thing as shit, which most people tend to use when something is bad.

 

[inner-G]

Better question would be, "Why say something 'sucks"?" I mean, think about it, sucking a straw, sucking a lollipop, sucking face, that stuff ain't so bad.

Combined with "ass", I think if you SUCK an ASS, you have a good chance on sucking out a turd. Turd is the same thing as shit, which most people tend to use when something is bad.

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I believe it's a truncated/cleaner form of 'sucks dick' or 'sucks cock', which used to be a pretty common phrase.

 

[Deleted member 9317]

I use the word "Garbage" a lot. "That movie is garbage".

 

[ody]

Asses are pretty beautiful.

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thank you for noticing

 

[grang]

kissing and licking asses is fine but straight up sucking on a butt isnt that gr8

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Yeah it's easy enough to keep that outer ring clean but I'm not looking to introduce whatever is in the depths of that rectum to my mouth thanks

 

[Strangelove_77]

There used to be a big stigma about eating out someone's ass. There still is, but I think more people are accepting of it now.
Can't stop the booty eating renaissance.

 

[Hystzen]

Why do we say take a shit when we are actually leaving a shit

 

[Lindsay]

AVGN theme. Thats totally the answer. Helps that sucks flows really well into ass, speaking-wise.

 

[samoyed]

I think "sucks dick" and "sucks ass" is probably rooted in homophobia of the 80s/90s before the ass eating revolution.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Yah, I dunno, eating/sucking ass is pretty delectable.

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Not all asses are created equal

 

[Deleted member 39450]

sucking ass is how you give someone a prolapsed anus

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You're doing it wrong.

 

[Cantaim]

U suck ass OP

 

[DJ_Lae]

I guess if you suck it too hard you're going to give them a prolapse and yourself a mouthful of fudge.

 

[Einchy]

I heard someone's ass got sucked so hard all their guts came out.

 

[Mona]

You're doing it wrong.

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i should probably lose the vacuum too

 

[onadesertedisland]

I don't think the idiom is literal.

 

[mindatlarge]

Yah, I dunno, eating/sucking ass is pretty delectable.

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Agreed but it highly depends on the ass and personal hygiene. Ain't nobody wanna be locking lips with a heinous anus.

That being said, we should probably say "This sucks heinous anus"

 

[TheMadTitan]

I think "sucks dick" and "sucks ass" is probably rooted in homophobia of the 80s/90s before the ass eating revolution.

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Which is why we've elevated our tastes and refer to animal dicks. Bestiality is still offensive, after all.

Sucking to me still revolves around shit eating and not booty licking in the sexual sense.

 

[Deleted member 41638]

Just imagine your sucking and they have explosive diarrhea.

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Now this is shitposting

 

[Doggg]

We should say things implode ass.

 

[Mr. X]

Eating ass is ok
Sucking ass is not ok

 

[Khanimus]

It's the most complicated word in the English language.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Better than "sucks donkey balls".

But yes, eating ass is delicious.

 

[Chopchop]

It's usually some body part or another that gets used for emphasis.

That thing sucks ass.
That thing sucks balls.

etc.

 

[Osan912]

I dunno my only contribution is in similar situations I say it suck massive donkey balls/ floppy donkey dick. I think it was something my older bro used to say so I just say that out of habit instead.