Why do we say things suck ass?

[Mulciber]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways!?

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Why do we say things suck? Or blows?

Why do we call people pussies dicks and assholes?

Why do we say fuck this and fuck that?

When you're free to be creative with your language you're gonna pull ideas from a well of familiarity and people think about sex a lot.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Blowing ass will be the next big thing in future generations

Reverse farts, y'all.

 

[BTM]

It's the most complicated word in the English language.

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I love Ismo

 

[Mahonay]

I know ass eating is super in right now, but hell fucking no. I'll pass.

I've said things suck ass since I was a kid. It's just part of my vocabulary.

 

[Escaflow]

Your thread sucks ass

 

[Officer Big Mac]

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

sucking ass is how you give someone a prolapsed anus

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Or as my good friend Citizen Kane put it:

Rosebud

 

[Mona]

It's the most complicated word in the English language.

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this is great

 

[Sykdom]

It would've cost you $0 not to say this

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Don't like ramen?

 

[Midramble]

Because no one sucks on a booty hole

Next year: Nothing can stop the ass sucking revolution

 

[Messofanego]

Why do we say take a shit when we are actually leaving a shit

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[CommodoreKong]

Aside from the opening song for the Angry Videogame Nerd I don't honestly hear the phrase suck ass used all that often.

 

[loquaciousJenny]

Vulgarity

 

[Kewlmyc]

Sucking ass = sucking shit out of ass

It means it sucks. I get people eat ass, but no one is going in there with a straw and sucking it dry.