Video game ads from the 90s were so misguided. I always cringe when I open an old magazine.He's from a different era. Back when you made kids want to play your game by talking about how much tail they got or the unnatural proportions of their junk.
Why is Crash Bandicoot always portrayed as being an absolute Sex-Bomb?
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maybe it was subliminal advertising to get people to have sex and procreate
The most disturbing thing is the pic in the OP of Crash with four women. Human women. Like, have you ever seen a bandicoot? And they are gonna have sex with it? I can see Crash fucking like crazy with his own kind, like most rat-looking animals do, but don't mix him with people for fucks sake, that's fucked up.
Touching the wall next to a urinal is so gross.He's from a different era. Back when you made kids want to play your game by talking about how much tail they got or the unnatural proportions of their junk.
Well it definitely didn't work, they just doubled down on imagining fictional characters' genitalia instead
e: There are so, so many jokes you could make with this post about fictional characters' genitalia, Japan and my avatar it's almost not even funny
ugh, i wish men were like that. cuz sometimes one dick isn't enough but having two men is too much.
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Really? Am I really wrong to think of Crash as a kid? I mean, Crash acts like a kid, went to school with other kids and in Japan was typically advertised as being a kid and literally described as being a "childish character" by Sony of Japan.
As for Coco, she's very obviously a typical 90's tweenager. Between the age of like 12-14.
Aku Aku also refers to the two of them as "children".
Sorry but I really don't think these characters are in their mid 20's or anything lol.
i am laughing insanely loud right now
Wait, is Rayman's member also floating in front of his body? Imagine the possibilities!He's from a different era. Back when you made kids want to play your game by talking about how much tail they got or the unnatural proportions of their junk.
fun fact and i don't know if this is common knowlegde but sega is the italian word for hand-job (and saw)Crash is basically Loony Tunes character. Dumbass in quirky adventures. The same way "babe" characters showed up in loony tunes as a distraction the same way they show up in Crash. I never thought it's anything more.
90's marketing campaign and adds were just nonsense for 95% of games.
They sexualised everything.
i think this particular spot is mostly created for the italian people...
(sorry for my english)
no external. doesn't mean he doesn't have internal genitalia
I think they're supposed to be relatively ageless, like most classic cartoon characters. Yeah, they embody certain character archetypes but Crash also has an obviously adult girlfriend way out of his league and oh yeah, they battle a middle aged scientist who wants to rule the world. Logic or ages don't really figure into it.
Also Aku Aku is like thousands of years old and a sort of a mentor/father figure to them so of course he's gonna call them children. Even still he only does it once or twice, and then it's dropped for good.
Nah. When you have a giant dick and you can’t balance yourself when peeing, you need brace the wall for stability. It’s a power move.
It's with great honor that the first thing I comment on since creating an account on resetera is this discussion about crash's love life. I guess he's just a sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The 90s were awesome and definitely weird. It was the attitude age and since Sony was the new kid in town they had to stand out and took a page out of segas book. Remember crash getting kicked out of Nintendo of Americas parking lot when he was yelling with a bull horn? I never thought of him as a kid but I also missed a lot of the ads that people have posted on here. That Gameboy ad with him in bed with 4 women is quintessential 90s even though it's for GBA and probably not that old.
Crash kinda has the persona of Ash from Evil Dead to me.
The 90s were awesome and definitely weird. It was the attitude age and since Sony was the new kid in town they had to stand out and took a page out of segas book. Remember crash getting kicked out of Nintendo of Americas parking lot when he was yelling with a bull horn? I never thought of him as a kid but I also missed a lot of the ads that people have posted on here. That Gameboy ad with him in bed with 4 women is quintessential 90s even though it's for GBA and probably not that old.
Crash kinda has the persona of Ash from Evil Dead to me.
So when Rayman masturbates it's kind of like someone else is doing it huh?He's from a different era. Back when you made kids want to play your game by talking about how much tail they got or the unnatural proportions of their junk.