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Why is Rosalina so big

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SoyPrincess

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Jan 22, 2018
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Isn't there only one explanation anyway? Or are you telling me women have secret methods to grow taller than men? That just wouldn't be fair if they've been hiding it all this time.
Multiple men have asked me, "Why are you tall?" So I admit this conversation did get me to thinking of some... unpleasant memories. It is a frustrating conversation to be asked. As if there is some answer. What I find so amazing about Rosalina is she shows that nobody is owed an answer. She is my favorite to play as in Mario Kart, with yellow spongey wheels on the motor cycle to increase acceleration.
 
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Cortez

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Oct 29, 2017
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Multiple men have asked me, "Why are you tall?" So I admit this conversation did get me to thinking of some... unpleasant memories. It is a frustrating conversation to be asked. As if there is some answer.
Sorry, I do apologise that was never my intention to upset anybody. I just genuinely found it fascinating that she was so much taller than all the other Mario characters.
 

Lord Azrael

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Oct 25, 2017
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No way is Mario 5'1", I call the very starting assumption into question, don't care that it's supposedly official

Have you seen him next to New Donk City residents? Dude's tiny. If that was his true height his head would be ginormous relative to a normal person's, would be freaky as fuck
 

NippleViking

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May 2, 2018
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No gravity for most of her life, so her bones growed extra big

That said, kinda weird that we have this thread, when there are a thousand and one unexplained examples of men in video games being >6'9 and greater
 

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Spacenoid
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Oct 25, 2017
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Fact: Small Mario is normal human height. Super Mario is actually twice the size of a normal human.
 

Het_Nkik

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Oct 27, 2017
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Speaking as a tall woman who likes to be "the big spoon" while cuddling with my BF, I see Rosalina as a role model. Again, I would love if she were playable in more future platforming Mario titles.
Props to you. I love being the little spoon to my gf. I bet a lot of guys would love to be the little spoon and never get to experience it.
 

IamFlying

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Apr 6, 2019
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Rosalina is the only main character in the Mario Universe with an interesting background story... and she is big.
 

moustascheman

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Oct 26, 2017
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Huh, since NPC Luigi and regular Luigi have different heights it looks like Luigi's got some "Bigger Luke" shit going on in Mario Galaxy.
 

BAW

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Oct 27, 2017
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wow male population, insecure much?
first Brienne of Tarth and now this, smh
 

RedDevil

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