Like every shot she's got this look of anxiety and apprehension about riding a damn bike in her home
She's nervous about the strenuous exercise and whether it's worth it.
Lmaooo
I would be anxious paying $40 a month sub for a stationary bike too.
He's been trained to smile and nod. She beats him when no one else is around.At least give credit to the Twitter thread you ripped this from op š
Dumbass commercial, but the most ridiculous thing is that her SO smiles while watching her peleton sizzle reel video. If my wife made me watch a video of her workout narrations, which i wouldn't even put past her, I'd be like "wtf why are we doing this who cares how much time did you waste doing this you vain loser"
I've seen the ad its such a trip. I don't get the family. Like they all get together at night and watch her workout video. Who does that?
people with a horrible lack of imaginationThe same kind of people who give two lexuses for christmas presents.
The only TV I watch is football and OTA daytime Comet TV. So like the only ads I've seen for the entire past month have been this bike ad, and ads for catheters.
"I can barely feel it, it's SO smooth!!"
Well if you had the catheter you could spend a lot more time on the bike.
She should look into that.
Films herself at 5 am pretending to be miserable, and yet her hair is done, looks wide awake with makeup on.This commercial is ridiculous. If the woman were a real-life customer, it could've been great. Instead, she's an attractive, fit woman at the beginning, and an attractive, fit woman at the end that needs constant affirmation.
Films herself at 5 am pretending to be miserable, and yet her hair is done, looks wide awake with makeup on.
This commercial is ridiculous. If the woman were a real-life customer, it could've been great. Instead, she's an attractive, fit woman at the beginning, and an attractive, fit woman at the end that needs constant affirmation.
I'm a real life Peloton customer and I can confirm that I am not as attractive or fit as this woman.
Someone on Reddit mentioned this could be an amazing set up, like a Black Mirror episode even, if they make the woman realize that her husband was dead all along.
Frightenedly she asked her husband: "Husband, are you alive?" while she trampled on her pantalon. "I do", he said but his eyes were closed like the dead. She answered him with a scream.
The end.
Holy shit! I totally forgot about this movie until now. Need to see if it's streaming somewhere.I believe that Peloton operates much like Quitter's Inc from the short story/movie Cat's Eye.
If she doesn't make her goals they will torture her family. Her little videos are meant to show that she is cooperating with the program.
$3000 to lose 4 pounds in a year.
PT Barnum was right...
I bet whoever buys this also bought the Juicero.
So she not only worked out and lost weight, she also saved her kids from autism while doing so? This woman deserves a medalShe bought a Peloton instead of vaccinations for her children.
Her dead husband's mind was implanted in the bike software and it's sabotaging her workouts so no other man will ever want her.Someone on Reddit mentioned this could be an amazing set up, like a Black Mirror episode even, if they make the woman realize that her husband was dead all along.
Eh, not like she was overweight to begin with. Goal in her case would probably be general fitness. I'm underweight but in lousy shape. So I too should exercise more.It's like $3000 and it took her an entire year of use to go from 116 lbs to 112 lbs.
It's still a 100% functional stationary bike on it's own. The only question is what happens with the big Android tablet that's attached to it. I would imagine there would still be a selection of pre-recorded classes and stuff you would have access to and you could probably still do the 'scenic rides' which is basically a first-person video of someone biking around a city, at least for a bit until they had to shut down the servers hosting that content. The thing that would definitely die first is the live classes, which is basically what you're subscribing to. Ultimately though, you could just hack the tablet and play shit on YouTube to bike to worst come to worst. Though all this said, I don't see Peloton closing their doors anytime in the near future; business seems to be going pretty decently for them goofy commercials be damned.Damn, the bike is $3K? What happens if the company goes under, no monthly and your stuck with a $3K bike.
- the dad from that twitter thread several months ago.I would implore you not to waste precious after-tax income on this latest attempt to encourage social strivers to show that they live at a more rarified level than the proletariat."