Without giving context, post a part of your last argument with your SO

Mexen

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,160
"Get me headphones."
"Which brand?"
"Any."
"I don't want to disappoint you."
"Forget it then, I will order on Amazon."
 

DFG

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,067
How can anyone disappoint with headphones? They don't even care what you get em. Also where is the argument
 

Geoff

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,198
What shall I get from the butcher's for dinner tomorrow?
- get a chicken
Again? Can we eat something different for once? Pork? Beef? Lamb?
- I don't like those
So we have to eat chicken every single meal? You're way too fussy
- Why don't you go to the pub and get a roast if you want to eat something different
I don't want to eat in a pub by myself, that's crazy
- Why should I have to eat what you want?
Because I eat what you want every meal because you won't try anything different. The kids need to try different stuff too or they'll turn out like you
- FUCK OFF GEOFF *storms out of kitchen*

In the end we had pork tenderloin and she liked it so I won.
 

Sphinx

Member
Nov 29, 2017
1,513
Not SO... but

"You don't have to say offensive things to offend me"

Yeah, nope. You should stay single, arguments tend to get worse in a relationship.
 

TheDudePT

Member
Oct 3, 2019
185
Portugal
Me: "Don't try that tough asshole approach on him like I always do and fail everytime, you're wrong and it's not working."
"Yeah, cause you're always right and so perfect"
"I just said I fail everytime..."

And it went on...
 
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Mexen

Mexen

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,160
"Get me headphones."
"Which brand?"
"Any."
"I don't want to disappoint you."
"Forget it then, I will order on Amazon."
"Don't be mad."
"You really can't pick anything, can you? Why can't you even-"
"That's not fair! Fine, I'll surprise you."
"No, I already added something to my cart. You can't even make up your mind about making up your mind. Ask me what I want for dinner and see if I care."
"Come back. You're being childish."
"Piss off."
 

Papa Satanás

Member
Oct 25, 2017
683
no
"is that cup empty?"
"yes"
"well were you gonna throw it out orrrrr"
"yeah but not right now what's the cup rush"
"no rush it's nothing"
"I can throw it out right now"
"no no"
"no really"
"it's fine"
"ok"
"ok"
 

BebopCola

Member
Jul 17, 2019
451
"How am I supposed to know something is upsetting you if, when I ask what's wrong, you just say you have a headache or you're sick?"
 

KarneeKarnay

Member
Oct 28, 2017
3,152
"Check out this place."
"KarneeKarnay I do want to go to disney land."
"Fine then! It was only a suggestion. I was only trying to help."
 

MrT

Member
Oct 27, 2017
242
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah I'm fine, why?"
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I'm all good"
"I can tell something's wrong, just tell me"
"Nothing's wrong, I'm fine"
"Why won't you tell me what's wrong?"
"Well, now I'm in a bad mood because you keep telling me something's wrong when I was perfectly fine"
 

BDS

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,900
"Once again, the message was not 'let the past die,' that's what the villain says but the actual theme is about learning from the mistakes of the past to make something new and better."
"YEAH BUT HE TRIED TO KILL HIS NEPHEW"

(I don't have an SO)
 

Vern

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,081
If you’ve done (insert anything here) before with another girl then it’s not special with me.
 

Grahf

Member
Oct 27, 2017
809
"I tried with my previous exes and it always ended in failure !"
It's not sexual.
 

smoothj

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
769
Her: it's rude to ask for that many discount tickets
Me: but if there's no limit and it's a perk, how's it rude? I give your fam my employee rate all the time no questions asked.
Her: fine then you ask my sister yourself.
Me: nah you do it, it's your sister.
Her: I'm over it
Me: you mad now? Still love me? What we doin for lunch boo?
 

Daphne

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
1,443
The last argument we had was about jars and ended up with me getting a packet of balloons out to prove a point. It didn't go well and we've agreed not to talk about it anymore as too contentious.
 

JaeCryo

Member
Nov 6, 2017
6,103
"Once again, the message was not 'let the past die,' that's what the villain says but the actual theme is about learning from the mistakes of the past to make something new and better."
"YEAH BUT HE TRIED TO KILL HIS NEPHEW"

(I don't have an SO)
Era is a fickle mistress
 

GnarlyGunk

Member
Aug 7, 2019
444
“Why is it that you can talk to these penises for 5 hours on 2k to the point where you overeat to make sure you don’t gotta put it on pause but with me it’s a problem?”
“It’s effortless with them.”
“Oh so you can’t put in effort to talk to me?”
“I do.”
“Where?”
“....”
 

MindofKB

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
524
Bay Area
Her: Hey, can you pick up new windshield wiper blades for me tomorrow?
Me: Sorry, I can't, I have a lot of work to do.
Her: WELL I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TOO!
Me: I figured, that's why you asked me to pick them up, right?
Her: You're so annoying sometimes!
Me: Ok.
 

Fatoy

Member
Mar 13, 2019
1,463
Her: "I don't think you read that letter properly. Where is it?"

Me: "I put it in the recycling bin after making a note of the date in the calendar."

Her: "That's the wrong date."

Me: "I'm pretty sure it's not, but you can just get the letter out if the bin and check."

Her: "Fine, I will!"

She does.

Me: "So was it the right date?"

Her: "Let's talk about something else."
 
Oct 27, 2017
2,897
“You never listen to me.”
“I do listen, I just forget.”
“Because you don’t listen.”
“That’s not what that word means.”
 

JasonMCG

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
2,195
Denver, CO
"Things've seemed weird for almost two weeks now."
"I agree. Let's talk about it."
"No. It's symptomatic of a fizzling romance. Let's just break up."
"Alright, then. Goodbye."
 

Hero_of_the_Day

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
4,558
"You should put the sauce on the side"

"That's not how the recipe works"

"Then you should not make it in the instant pot"
 
Oct 27, 2017
669
I feel like what i over heard coming from my neighbors apartment fits here perfectly:

her "i want some dick"

him "Not right now im going to get groceries"

her "Its been 3 days"

him "are you keeping track of how many days its been since ive given you dick? You sound insane"
 

Yasuke

Member
Oct 25, 2017
12,952
“I thought we agreed you were gonna stop smoking cigarettes.”
“Did we?”
“....I was pretty adamant about my feelings on it.”
“I’m only smoking one a week now. Is that really so bad?”
“Considering you still stink of em and it’s making being in your space nigh impossible for me, yeah, it is so bad.”
 

Bakercat

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,570
'merica
Its pretty much me asking her if she feels okay, she gets annoyed by it and it causes her annoyance to make pain worse, then I feel bad asking a thousand questions because I'm worried about her lol.

“You never listen to me.”
“I do listen, I just forget.”
“Because you don’t listen.”
“That’s not what that word means.”
My relationship in a nutshell
 

makonero

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,081
“You never listen to me.”
“I do listen, I just forget.”
“Because you don’t listen.”
“That’s not what that word means.”
“I might as well not tell you anything. It’s like you’re not even there.”
“I’m just forgetful! Lots of people are!”
“I didn’t marry lots of people! I married YOU!”