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Without giving context, post a part of your last argument with your SO

FF Seraphim

Member
Oct 26, 2017
4,794
Tokyo
"Why did you order 2kg of chocolate?"
"To make fudge"
"And the peanut butter?"
"Peanut butter chocolate fudge"
"2kg worth?"
"Yes?"
"We do not have room for 2kg of fudge"
"We shall make room"
 

iWannaHat

Member
Jul 1, 2019
292
"Do you think the your granny panties or the lacey panties would look better if I wore them on my head.

Of course I'm serious"
 
Oct 25, 2017
1,874
"I can't wait for the Witcher 3 to come out on the switch because I can finally beat it".
"ok, but you can buy the Witcher 3 for $11 rather than paying $60 for it on the switch"
"..but I can finish it quicker on the switch than on my system because sometimes I get tired of playing on my big screen"
" 🙄 So playing on a tiny screen, on an inferior device with the worst graphics for MORE money is better than paying $10 right now for it on PSN?"
"Well yes because I can finish it faster since I can carry it with me places to finish. I started it years ago but never finished. And besides I like playing games while watching something"

.......


"SO YOU CAN FINISH THE GAME RIGHT NOW BUT YOUD RATHER SPEND $60 ON A 5 YEAR OLD GAME TO PLAY ON THE SWITCH FOR FAKE CONVENIENCE WHEN YOU CAN PLAY IT RIGHT NOW FOR CHEAP AND FINISH IT NOW?!"

"IM NOT SAYING I WAS GOING TO BUY IT NOW BUT YES I WANT TO PLAY IT ON THE SWITCH BECAUSE ITS MORE CONVENIENT FOR ME TO FINISH IT THAT WAY!"

"WHAT?! You are LITERALLY making up a reason to not finish this game right now, in which you can, to now wait EVEN LONGER for the damn game to drop down in price, which might take another 3-4 years in the Nintendo eShop, considering the game is already 5 years old when YOU CAN FINISH IT RIGHT NOW!! *sucks teeth*"

"BUT I DONT WANT TO FINISH IT NOW!"

😂🤣

We barely argue so this one is dating months ago but still very funny to me.
 

Jindrax

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,037
-You don't need another dress... stop wasting money.
ok ok ok fine, I just want to go to that shop, I need socks anyway.
-Seriously? Socks? Come on, don't lie.
NO NO seriously I need socks.
***flashforward 10 minutes***
Jindrax I don't need socks, I want a dress
-...
 

Jamiaro

Member
Jan 8, 2018
291
Finland
"Ripped jeans are stupid because you are paying for something that is already broken. It's like making a fashion statement about broken eyeglasses."

"No, not the same thing at all."

"Yes it is."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes, damn it!"

Add about two minutes of yes and no.
 

Ozzy Onya A2Z

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,453
Her: I'm fine, just in case you were wondering.

Me: Alright babe, good to know. I'm off, back tomorrow.

She was not fine. I paid for it the next morning while hung-over.
 

Dust

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,595
-My ankles are bleeding from these new heels I bought.
-Stop wearing them.
-No, they are worth suffering for.
-What?
-Where do you store bandages?
-WHAT?
 
Oct 25, 2017
2,926
Brooklyn, NY
"Why would someone go out in a ape man suit and risk being ridiculed once they present the footage!?"
"Clearly for the fame and gain!"
"That suit looks far too too detailed to be fake, many tried recreating it and couldn't get it right!"
"Don't make me bring your mother into this!"

 

Stinkles

343 Industries
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
15,954
"Of course it's not literally invisible. If it were literally invisible you wouldn't be able to find it in the box, let alone plug it in."

and

"YOU said it was going to be sad but you guys are down there yucking it up."
 

JigglesBunny

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
7,896
Chicago
Haven’t had any fights with my current girlfriend so have a gem from my previous relationship...

“I would rather hug an oncoming train than hash this shit out again.”
If you’ve done (insert anything here) before with another girl then it’s not special with me.
Holy shit, I had this exact fight countless times in my last relationship and it even extended to things I would do when I hung out with women that I’m friends with. I damn near ripped my hair out from that one.
 

Shambala

The Fallen
Oct 26, 2017
804
Forget the bedroom. Let’s clean downstairs first that’s where all the guests are gonna be at anyway 🤦‍♂️
 

Sunster

The Fallen
Oct 5, 2018
3,510
end of fight which was literally about nothing
"Oh ano?"
"Nakakainis ka kasi eh"
"haha alam ko my love."
 

LCGeek

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,439
Stop spending so much money on coke if you want more money or own another business.....
 
Oct 27, 2017
1,163
Wife: "Get out of my kitchen I dont need any help you'll just get in the way!"
Me: Ok
Wife a day later: "You COULD at least help me out in the kitchen a little bit!"
 
Jul 18, 2018
2,372
her: "Did you want to start another episode or nah?"
me: no, its your bed time
"That's why i said to starttttt brooo"
"Nooo me no want to go to bed"
it's past your bed time
u have to or else no milk n cookies for u

"whatever you say, omg we cant have that"
"so now i need to go to bed"
----good night messages----
2 hours later
"omg did you see this yoda meme picture"
no milk n cookies anymore.
20 mins later
hey, check this video out
"LOL"
caught you. Don't want you hear you crying about being tired
"
You dont care!"
 

Emergency & I

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,243
I liked it.
It was worse than Inception.
That’s my favorite movie...
Tell me that’s a lie?
It’s my favorite.
Okay maybe I’m dreaming.
*she punches my shoulder*
Nope, not dreaming and Inception still sucks.
 

finalflame

Product Management
Verified
Oct 27, 2017
2,849
"The 1% of the time you are like this is a dealbreaker for the 99% of the time that we are happy."
Yikes, this one hits me in a spot. It's hard to balance this and realize if the next effect is that you are happy or not.

I dunno if this was you saying it or your SO, but hope it works out either way.
 

Garlador

Member
Oct 30, 2017
7,630
"No, you cannot hurl our baby through the air with the greatest of ease!"
"I wasn't going to."
"Just like you weren't going to punt her like a football?"
"I didn't do that either!"
"Because I was THERE to stop you!"
 

Markofhavoc

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
410
"can you just leave me alone and let me shit in peace?"
"well the kids aren't leaving me alone, why should you be?"

Oh marriage...
 

Jzeero

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,104
California
Me: "what's wrong?"
Her: "nothing"
Me: "seriously, what the hell is wrong?"
Her: "we've already talked about it, you don't talk enough"
Me: "okay, let's just break up then because we're obviously not socially compatible"

And that was that. The sex was amazing though, really miss it.
 

texhnolyze

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,972
Indonesia
"I'm going to give up lunch from now on."
"How about your daily calorie needs?"
"I'll have some coffee at the office.. with sugar."
"Sugar? No, you won't. When was the last time you check your blood sugar?"
"Umm.. years ago?"
"Check it tomorrow."

She's like my mom.
 

Emergency & I

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,243
"I'm going to give up lunch from now on."
"How about your daily calorie needs?"
"I'll have some coffee at the office.. with sugar."
"Sugar? No, you won't. When was the last time you check your blood sugar?"
"Umm.. years ago?"
"Check it tomorrow."

She's like my mom.

Yeah dude. She clearly cares about your well-being. Instant dump.
 

MrPressStart

Member
Oct 27, 2017
342
I’ll play this game.

my wife- I’m really pissed off with you getting angry, argumentative and defensive every time I bring up anything .

me- honey, I’m not upset, but I can’t understand why you keep asking me over and over about why my mom called you.

my wife- see... your fucking arguing now.

me- I sit and think to myself..... what a fucking piece of work!