Would you kindly microwave ice cream/milkshakes?

[Vilam]

Fucking weird, but whatever... you do you. I hate when my ice cream melts.

 

[Gonzalez]

Fucking weird, but whatever... you do you. I hate when my ice cream melts.

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You're not just melting it. You're making it warm. Try it when you get home.

 

[mordecaii83]

tbh I warm up my milk before drinking cereal too

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The ice cream warming is bad enough, but warm milk in cereal? Is there no end to your depravity?????

 

[P-MAC]

I'll sometimes stir it for ages so it goes smoother but microwaving it is not ok

 

[Steel]

I mean, I can enjoy a hot fudge Sunday. And ice cream on waffles. But, no.

 

[Nox Potens]

What the fuck

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[andrew]

I'm still confused on whether this is for temperature reasons, like it's too cold to eat (in which case OP needs sensodyne) or whether it's a consistency thing. consistency wouldn't make sense because you shouldn't have to melt a milkshake more, it should already be blended and all and flow enough that you can get it through a straw.

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Warm a spoon up under hot water for a few minutes and voila, you can cut thru that ice cream like butter.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Lots of people legit milkshaken about this technique

 

[Bremsstrahlung]

I'm reminded of Red Dwarf's gazpacho soup episode.

But honestly, though, if I didn't want to eat something cold, I wouldn't be eating ice cream.

 

[gir]

humanity was a mistake

 

[lordlad]

would you kindly..

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OP, you andrew ryan or what..


no..i will not;

 

[jb1234]

What the fuck?

 

[MrKlaw]

The ice cream warming is bad enough, but warm milk in cereal? Is there no end to your depravity?????

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hot milk and cornflakes is great. Ice cold or boiling hot - nothing in between.

 

[Terraforce]

humanity was a mistake

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Dammit gir! I've been humiliated enough :p

 

[Bakercat]

Between this and the some dudes don't wipe after poo thread I'm starting to think I'm in the darkest timeline. Am I normal or am I the outcast?

 

[Scrobbles]

this is the worst

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Just get/make a milkshake. Problem solved.

 

[siddx]

If you microwave your ice cream or milkshakes the devil is going to fuck you right in the goddamn bellybutton you grotesque monstrosity.

 

[Jarrod38]

Old article but they did exist once.
https://consumerist.com/2010/07/22/good-news-microwaveable-milkshakes-exist/

 

[asmith906]

only time I microwave ice cream is if I pull it out of the freezer and it's too cold for me to scoop out. Maybe a few seconds to soften it up.

 

[Chojin]

I hate rock hard ice cream. Normally I will wait for it to soften on its own but I'ven been known to zap it in the microwave when I'm extremely lazy and impatient.

 

[Sulik2]

Part of the reason ice cream shops like Cold Stone or Marble Slab chop up the ice cream when mixing it is to warm it up. If its too cold you can't taste all the flavors, so I kind of understand this sentiment.

 

[Timeaisis]

I thought I had seen everything, but OT keeps surprising me.

But you do you, OP.

 

[CaviarMeths]

I know the ideal method for many would be to simply eat/drink your choice of frozen dessert cold, but personally most ice creams and milkshakes are too cold for my liking, so 10/10 times if given the option I'll warm them up in a microwave. Nothing as unruly as heating it until it gets hot, but I generally heat them until they melt and aren't as thick and not super cold. There has to be at least ONE other person who agrees that this method tastes good (and is secretly superior to cold ice cream/milkshakes). A lot of people will dismiss this alternative method without even attempting to try it, but I swear if you do this once you won't ever want frozen ice cream ever again.

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[Nikus]

Would you kindly microwave ice cream ?

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Worst Bioshock twist ever.

 

[MIMIC]

I'll microwave a milkshake that I put in the freezer overnight. I'll heat it up to where I can maneuver a straw around in it. It's still thick and cold though...but possible to drink through a straw.

 

[quesalupa]

What the fuck

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I've had this reaction to quite a few threads on OT today

 

[MBeanie]

Lets just take the Ice out of Icecream while we're at it.

The mere suggestion of warming up Icecream should be bannable.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Why didn't this thread stay dead.

 

[Funky Dude Sparks]

Terraforce nooooo

 

[BigJeffery]

I think I read somewhere that when Jared Leto needed to get fat to play the guy who killed John Lennon in some movie, he chugged microwaved vanilla ice cream.

 

[GodofWine]

I remember being able to buy "Microwaveable Milk Shakes" back when the microwave fad was really taking off. Basically it was a rock hard frozen drink in a cup, and you'd nuke it for a few minutes, and stir, and it would be the right consistency and temp.

 

[Samimista]

I fee like microwaving kinda ruins the ice cream/milkshake. If the ice cream is hard to scoop out, I'll just run the spoon under hot water and then try again.

 

[GarthLordOfTheSith]

Microwaved....ice cream? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

 

[Zom]

Madness, I would say ice cream is not cold enough, it should be hard as a rock

 

[gir]

Dammit gir! I've been humiliated enough :p

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This reminds me of a girl in college that put a bowl of ice cream and cookies in the microwave and then wondered where the ice cream went when it was done