Would you remove your belly button?

Ringten · Apr 3, 2021

Chaos Legion said:
Isn't it a zone of nerve endings? Or something a medical poster can correct me on?

Nah not really.

Bellybutton is the attachment site of the umbilical cord. After the umbilical cord is cut this is what you're left with. A remnant so to speak.

theusedversion · Apr 3, 2021

If I stick my finger in there and wiggle it, it makes me have to pee.

Deer · Apr 3, 2021

Absolutely not! I think it's hot, would look weird without. Wouldn't date a guy without one tbh

pseudotsuga said:
no!?!?! it breaks up the torso. otherwise it'd look too long

Omg, this is definitely true, it gives the whole shape texture. A flat long torso is just boring as hell

Trouble · Apr 3, 2021

My girlfriend likes to stick her finger in my belly button and make turkey gobble sounds. I wouldn't deprive her of that.

Rendering... · Apr 3, 2021

Navels are weird, but I feel like it would be weirder not to have one.

Plus, on hot people, they contribute to the look.

Lord Azrael · Apr 3, 2021

I like picking lint out of it

Mr Swine · Apr 3, 2021

Lord Azrael said:
I like picking lint out of it

And serving it to unwelcoming neighbors!

Glasgow Mega-Snake · Apr 3, 2021

AkuMifune said:
I'm actually developing a religion around the belly-button. Our gateway to the soul. From our Mothers to us, was the miracle life first passed. You must rub your holy button with gels and oils to keep it pure.

I only charge $9.99 for the first sermon.

What antiquated nonsense. Belly buttons are just the last memory of our flawed biological evolution. Only by removing them can we truly ascend to the next level of humanity

Please support my biotech startup, FLATBEL.ly (tm)

Supporters are eligible for a free USB3 port in their former belly button, once we find out what to do with it