My one saving grace is that I last logged out of D2 while in the Tower, so hopefully that's where I get dropped in. (Anywhere else and I won't last long.) I can spend a few months in the City until it's inevitably attacked again, this time by those pyramid-shaped ships in extragalactic space from the D2 ending stinger.
I'm currently playing Phoenix Wright Trilogy on the Switch, so any and every weapon is useless against the strong, solid arguments of the prosecutors.
Except... Actually, the last thing I bought was the Phoenix Wright trilogy itself, so you know that that means? The weapon I use to beat Phoenix Wright is Phoenix Wright himself! I think I have a chance!
Ok I think I got it. My KitKat bars will act as a defensive weapon against zombies, lickers, etc. I'll just shove some of them into a zombie's mouth. I hope I can bribe Mr. X with KitKat so he doesn't follow me.