You are dropped into the last game you played, and your only weapon is the last thing you bought...

[Epcott]

I'm in Division 2, wandering grimey DC streets with a bag of Twizlers in one hand, Hot Takis in the other... so I guess an average day!

 

[Fatmanp]

Destiny 2 with two tickets to Captain Marvel. Come at me Cabal.

 

[Haze]

I just got dropped into fucking Hell with a shock absorber for a car. Hopefully Dante or Nero will save me.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Dropped into DMC5 with a grocery bag containing snacks and soft drinks. I guess I'm all set!

 

[trugs26]

Tetris 99 with a can of Vanilla Coke.

 

[acheron_xl]

I don't know why a basketball player needs a weapon in the first place, but it might as well be a tube of Carmex.

 

[Blade Wolf]

Resident Evil 2......with a Tofu

 

[Phendrana]

I'm dropped into the CoD 4: Modern Warfare campaign with a bowl of butter chicken.

 

[Banzai]

I need to start buying more swords and guns in order to be better prepared for threads like these.

 

[iosa]

I'm about to face the Lords of Cinder with a PS4 controller.

 

[Recluse]

Dead or Alive 6
a Burrito

Nothing saying I have to enter the tournament right? I'll watch.

 

[GamingRobioto]

Dying Light and my weapon would be a Thai soup called Tom Yam.

So I would have no chance. I would sit somewhere quiet and enjoy my soup and get bitten to death while eating on of the tastiest dishes in the world. Either that or just run to the tower and gear up.

 

[Jimrpg]

I did play God of War before Civ V, if that makes it any more amusing.

 

[BGBW]

Super Smash Bros Ultimate with a Toy Sword (for my son) .. Oh lord.

Click to shrink...

Isabelle uses a toy hammer and yet comes out the strongest. You still have a chance.

 

[Fliesen]

hmmmm ... High in Protein, but very vulnerable against Spearmen.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Been playing that Disney Tsum Tsum. Now I have a curry bun… so Umm I guess I win?

 

[Orlok]

Asscreed O with a tube of kids toothpaste... fruit flavored apparently

 

[Spaggy]

Not counting food...

God of War with a copy of Crazy Rich Asians on Blu Ray :v

 

[Alastard]

Conker: Live & Reloaded wih a digital copy of Conker: Live and Reloaded.

Seems... appropriately meta?
I hope this means I can use the context sensitive items too

 

[Deleted member 47700]

DMC V with a cinema ticket.

Would be lucky to give a demon a paper cut.

 

[CrazyAndy]

Dropped into DMC5 with a lamp...I am fucked.

 

[Voyevoda]

DMC 3's final boss with a paperback book.... Yaaaaay...

 

[J_ToSaveTheDay]

DMC5 with a Blu-ray copy of Star Trek Discovery Season 1.

I'm dead, peace y'all.

 

[Elephant]

Trials Rising with a Coffee. There's going to be some spillage.

 

[Bee.Cups]

So apparently I'm in Xenoblade 2 armed only with a hamburger. Honestly I could do way worse

 

[lukus99]

Wargroove... with a packet of spinach. I'm screwed.

 

[KillstealWolf]

Beat DMC 5 with... a copy of DMC 5?

Sure. That could work.

 

[Maika_Fan]

Future Tune DX and a bacon roll.

????

 

[iswasdoes]

Im at a Far Cry level three outpost armed with nothing but a cup of coffee. Sounds about right.

 

[Nightside]

I'm in tetris99 armed only with kombu and mirin? OK.

 

[KenobiLTS]

I was just fighting with rebel scum on Hoth (Battlefront 2)
And i have only pizza.

 

[Couscous]

Hollow Knight with a bottle of ginger ale. I'm fucked.

 

[Kinsei]

Dropped into DMC5 with a pizza. Maybe I could use it as payment for Dante to be my personal bodyguard?

 

[Soj]

CoD Blackout with a 2 litre bottle of Coke No Sugar.

I'm still pretty confident in a victory.

 

[Deleted member 13250]

Im chilling watching the suns play the jazz with my gallon of milk...
As opposed to earlier watching the suns beat the warriors while drinking said milk...

 

[Spamlynguist]

Dropped into How to Survive, armed only with a chicken kebab pizza to defend myself.

I'm fucked.

 

[Chimpzy]

I'm dropped into Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom, armed with a jar of trassi shrimp paste.

I'm fine with this. I'd just hang out in town, cooking stir fries for my new anthropomorphic animal friends.

 

[Master Alucard]

i'm dropped into MGS5 motherbase with a bottle of tea

 

[SirNinja]

Destiny 2 with a USB cable...lol.

My one saving grace is that I last logged out of D2 while in the Tower, so hopefully that's where I get dropped in. (Anywhere else and I won't last long.) I can spend a few months in the City until it's inevitably attacked again, this time by those pyramid-shaped ships in extragalactic space from the D2 ending stinger.

 

[Why would you do that?]

I'm currently playing Phoenix Wright Trilogy on the Switch, so any and every weapon is useless against the strong, solid arguments of the prosecutors.

Except... Actually, the last thing I bought was the Phoenix Wright trilogy itself, so you know that that means? The weapon I use to beat Phoenix Wright is Phoenix Wright himself! I think I have a chance!

 

[DigitalT]

I'm 'bout to triple S rank these demons with a power supply

 

[Calverz]

Apex Legends with a subway sandwich and cappuccino

 

[eXistor]

DMC5 with a döner pizza. I mean who doesn't like pizza?

 

[Iztok]

Modern Warfare Remastered, and a tuna pizza.

I'm guessing a lot of these are gonna be pizza.

 

[BakedTanooki]

Devil May Cry 5, equipped with a freaking new printer, lol.

 

[IzzyRX]

Bravely Second with a chocolate bar.
Well, I could always be a villager.

 

[Rogue Agent]

Ok I think I got it. My KitKat bars will act as a defensive weapon against zombies, lickers, etc. I'll just shove some of them into a zombie's mouth. I hope I can bribe Mr. X with KitKat so he doesn't follow me.

 

[Madao]

Splatoon 2 and i'd have a brand new Switch with Let's Go Pikachu (bought it for a friend last night)

i hope the inklings like catching pokemon and don't drown me in ink.

 

[Zoidn]

I'm dropped in the world of Total Warhammer 2 and my weapon is the Vampire Coast and all that comes with it. Things are looking pretty good for me.

Spoiler: Undead Pirates

 

[GymWolf86]

Mmm can i make a food blast combo on anthem with this 2 pieces to defend myself against generic and stupid enemies?