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What is this, The Lobster? Deal or no deal?!

  • Deal

    Votes: 915 63.1%
  • No Deal

    Votes: 428 29.5%
  • Get harshly scolded by your partner for even considering it

    Votes: 107 7.4%

  • Total voters
    1,450

Hassel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,363
Na, my family's worth more than "they" can pay
 

Kopite

Member
Oct 28, 2017
6,025
It's a lot harder when you're in a happy relationship. I'm also not struggling, live somewhere nice, wear nice clothes, watch movies I like and play games I want to so I think I'll pass.

If I was single though I'd probably do it and isn't there some safe theraphy that renders you asexual? Might just go for that, otherwise hookers and ONS it is. I think FWBs are allowed too right?
 

RPG_Fanatic

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,644
I am already single and even dating is at the bottem of my priority list. So you are basically asking me if you want $20mil USD for free.
 

Camwi

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
6,375
My wife and daughters are beyond any price point. Wouldn't trade them for anything in the world.
 

HardRojo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,134
Peru
Single as in just not married, or single as in can't have a partner for life and only sex partners? Can I have children? This shit needs to be clear man!
 
Oct 27, 2017
3,887
London
It's my current state, so hell yeah I'd take the money. Being single doesn't mean you can't have sex ever again so for that money? Yep. I'm bad at dealing with relationships anyway, could have gotten into them a few times but I fucked them up because I'm well, me.

I would buy a decent sized house, get 1 wolfdog and walk it around the dog park and impress the ladies, and save the rest of that money in the bank. If I wanted sex I'd either go try and meet FWB's/hookups, and that doggo I would get would help lots, or sleep with hot escorts lol.
 

aerie

wonky
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
8,036
I feel like a healthy life shared romantically with others is easily worth more than 20 million, and with a long term partner we could both live and love comfortably as it is. I also feel like with 20 million, I might be able to do some good for the world, but then 20 mill really isn't that much to make any real impact.

So no, no deal.
 

Hollywood Duo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
42,014
20 million isn't even that much TBH. Like you can't really ball out for 50 years on 20 million. Not worth it at all.
 

slow-twitch

Member
Oct 25, 2017
53
I find this hard to refuse without being selfish.
You can help a lot of people with 20 million.

Is the happiness my partner and I bring each other worth more than providing significant life improvement (education, housing, food) to hundreds of people?
I don't need a partner as much as people need food.
The dilemma is about how much you're willing to self sacrifice to make the world a better place.
 

HeavenlyOne

The Fallen
Nov 30, 2017
2,358
Your heart
In a heartbeat. I'd honestly do it for like 2M.

Same. I'd never turn down money just to keep doing what I'm already doing.

well i've already been single for all 30 years of my life so what's another few more

What are you planning to do with the money that you'd only have a "few more" years left?

It's not money fetish to want to get out of debt, buy a house instead of renting, help my parents out the way they've helped me over the years.

20 million dollars means I (and my family) would never have to worry about money ever again. I'm not interested in an extravagant lifestyle.

Assume people who vote yes are less than 25.

This incorrect assumption is rather insulting. People can happily choose to be single. Being single doesn't equal being lonely, nor does it lead to crippling depression. This is like when people with kids assume those that don't what them will eventually change their mind.

It also doesn't turn people into incel conspiracy theorists, fucking hell people, could you be any more insulting?

20 million isn't even that much TBH.

Maybe not enough for you, but It's a fucking fortune to anyone that has to constantly worry about money.
 
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Coinspinner

Member
Nov 6, 2017
2,154
I am single and always will be. Do I still get to make this deal?

Hell yeah if so.

Edit:
I would also do this for...
$2,000,000
$200,000
or even
$20

It's basically theft.
 
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BeforeU

Banned for use of alt account
Banned
Oct 30, 2017
1,936
lol no, never. Money is useless if you don't have someone to share it with and have fun. And no friends and family can't replace your love
 

Deleted member 47843

User Requested Account Closure
Banned
Sep 16, 2018
2,501
No. I love my wife, and while we aren't rolling in cash or living a lavish lifestyle, we do pretty well for ourselves and have little financial stress, have a nice house, take nice trips etc.
 

Thorn

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
24,446
The true heroes in this thread are the people who say "yes" while already in a relationship.
 

raygcon

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
741
This incorrect assumption is rather insulting. People can happily choose to be single. Being single doesn't equal being lonely, nor does it lead to crippling depression. This is like when people with kids assume those that don't what them will eventually change their mind.

It also doesn't turn people into incel conspiracy theorists, fucking hell people, could you be any more insulting?
.

Don't need to be mad, I do have friends who love to be alone. Not so much for being single for the rest of their life though ( which is the question in this thread, no ? ). Life and relationship is always more important than money. Ofc for generic person, not homeless.

I do have a cycle of wanting to be single, and have someone. The only problem with having someone, is when it is not the right person. I will never prefer to be single for the rest of my life though. That is just. Sad ? The only kind of friend I know that say being single is fine is either they just get out of relationship and doesn't want one yet, or one who can never find anyone and just making up shell and excuse.
 

BWoog

Member
Oct 27, 2017
38,297
What if my wife and I divorce, and we just continue living in the same house and sleeping in the same bed?
 

Ryuhza

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
11,440
San Diego County
I feel like I would've said yes a year ago. I'm 24 and the only times I ever had a "girlfriend" was in 6th grade, and it was pretty one sided. I had an online relationship in highschool, but I was naive and confused. As an adult, I think I've come to realize that I'm somewhere between bi and asexual (though I don't think the two are mutually exclusive, I just don't know the right term.) But I think I'm just in a protracted phase of figuring myself out, and I don't want to totally close the door on a partner, even if I have little interest in a traditional relationship. I got so hung up on sex and whatnot, but I like the idea of having someone I can drop all walls and talk intimately with.

20 mil is a ton of money, but I feel like my nature would be to eventually long after the one thing I've blocked myself from having. I dunno. It depends on the fine print of what being single is, I guess.
 

Hollywood Duo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
42,014
just living off 1% interest you get $200,000 a year without touching the principle

but, I wouldnt do it

ive grown accustomed to her faaaaaace
I mean yeah 200k is nice but again its not I have so much money to drown myself in pleasures that I don't notice I'm alone money. To say nothing of the fact that as you get more money you "readjust" your perspective on consumption levels.
 

Leeness

Member
Oct 27, 2017
7,868
Heck yeah. Never have and never will have a partner, so this would be the easiest decision ever :D
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
I'd want to watch an alternate reality of me taking the deal...but I would never do it.