You exist

Rassilon

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Oct 27, 2017
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, ā€œYou’re in here a lot. Are you an alcoholic?ā€
The horse ponders for a minute, then says, ā€œI don’t think I am.ā€ Then Poof! He disappears.
This is where Philosophy students start to snicker, since they are familiar with Descartes’ postulate ā€œI think, therefore I am.ā€

...I could have told you that first, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.