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You have invented Iron Man's (First movie Iron Man) suit using Bill Gates money in his secret headquaters in Seattle, Wa.

Josh378

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But Unlike the movie, you have infinite ammo and energy. You decide to steal the suite and go for a joyride (first time using suit and getting used to it quickly), but Bill Gates told the US Military everything (tech and your personal information). How long do you think you will last with the suit vs entire US Military thats trying to takes you out (US is going for the kill, no negotiations)?

What are your plans/goals at that point?
 
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Josh378

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JediTimeBoy said:
Head back to Mother Russia and find Comrade Putin.
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I'm thinking at that point, whatever country is harboring you, will end up going to war with the US about the tech. Imagine going to Putin and tell him you can recreate the suit if he protects you from the US.

Putin will treat you like a prince, but the US will threaten war on Russia immediately.
 
JediTimeBoy

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Josh378 said:
I'm thinking at that point, whatever country is harboring you, will end up going to war with the US about the tech. Imagine going to Putin and tell him you can recreate the suit if he protects you from the US.

Putin will treat you like a prince, but the US will threaten war on Russia immediately.
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Depends, is Trump in charge?
 
Billfisto

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Josh378 said:
Nope, you removed any tracking device Bill Gates tried to program into the suit just before you put it on.
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I'd immediately steal a bunch of untraceable and easily-fenced valuables/funds before they had a chance to really martial their forces, then fly to another country and stash the suit somewhere.

I'd then get some plastic surgery, shave, get a haircut, and dye my hair, then lay low for a year or so.

Eventually I'd start heading out on trial patrols, helping people and ingratiating myself with the neighborhood and, gradually, country, establishing myself as a force of good.

Hopefully by then I'd have earned enough goodwill with the people of the country so they'd be more reticent about letting the US hunt me on their sovereign territory.

Finally, I help out with the inevitable alien invasion, establishing myself as a hero they wouldn't be able to prosecute because the backlash wouldn't be worth it.
 
JediTimeBoy

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Josh378 said:
Most likely...
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I don't think the American army could beat the Russian Army + Red Iron Man.
Now I've got an image in my head of Putin in the Iron Man suit. Comrade Friday voiced by Arnie for some reason.
Thanks op...no one should ever have an image of Putin in their head...
 
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Duane

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Gleethor said:
I mean if we’re talking mk 1 then I last approx 3 minutes optimistically
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Yeah, just to be clear, OP, you're talking about Mark III, right? There are three suits in the first movie:

MK I:



MK II:



MK III:




(besides the paint job, the main differences between the latter 2 is that MK III can target stuff like crazy, fly halfway around the world, and doesn't freeze in the upper atmosphere)
 
wafflebrain

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Can I retrofit it with space suit capabilities and just chill in orbit till they give up the search? I don't wanna do stuff. Maybe I'll just buzz the ISS and troll them thinking I'm a bogey.
 
Gwarm

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Iron Man struggled against two F-22s in the first movie. I wouldn't want to tangle with the full US military.
 
samoyed

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1) Bust up the border camps.

2) I'll figure something out afterwards, probably stranding a few nuclear subs in a landlocked territory.
 
Maxina

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I invented it? Well jeez buddy, might as well hand over the keys to world domination. I'll Kidnap Bill Gates to use as leverage, and secretly work out a deal with Elon Musk, while i fly to the moon to prepare my plans for world conquest.

Edit: Should have mentioned, i'll probably blow up a few satellites on my way, and severely cripple the military's communication network.
 
Billfisto

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Maxina said:
I invented it? Well jeez buddy, might as well hand over the keys to world domination. I'll Kidnap Bill Gates to use as leverage, and secretly work out a deal with Elon Musk, while i fly to the moon to prepare my plans for world conquest.
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Make a deal with Elon Musk?

I'd probably put him in one of his child coffins subs and safely leave him on top of a very high building.

Every superhero needs a supervillain. If a superhero ever sprung into existence, I'm pretty sure Elon would be buying a big cape and helmet within minutes.
 
Maxina

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Billfisto said:
Make a deal with Elon Musk?

I'd probably put him in one of his child coffins subs and safely leave him on top of a very high building.

Every superhero needs a supervillain. If a superhero ever sprung into existence, I'm pretty sure Elon would be buying a big cape and helmet within minutes.
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I'll backstab him after i get what i want, and kill his parents. No hero is complete without dead parents.
 
Black_Stride

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A few F-22s that know what they are hunting down freck you in minutes.
We dont even need the entire US Military might.
 
samoyed

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Oh and with infinite energy I would patent the energy tech and start building clean plants.

I'll use the profit to pay a salary for all those jobs I'm going to kill, and I'm going to kill a lot of jobs. They will invent a new word to describe what I do: occupatiocide.
 
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