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You have to fight a character from Smash Brothers in real life. Who do you pick?
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I would insult ganondorf for being an old man so impotent that he can't even use magic or the triforce of power any more. taunt him tell him to throw a energy tennis ball at me, can't do it can he.
Wait, how are people beating Jigglypuff?
She can sing you to sleep if you get near her, and use rest to blow you into the atmosphere.
She can sing you to sleep if you get near her, and use rest to blow you into the atmosphere.
Well, since it's in real life, R.O.B. is the best answer. In real life, he's a super slow toy that can't move around. All it'll take to win is one kick
They're fit, sure, but they're still average human. I'd sooner fight them than Mac or Snake for example.
I've stepped in ant beds... Pikmin would be about the same I'd guess.
It has to be Duck Hunt Dog.
He's been laughing at me for far too long. Imma get my revenge.
Edit:
Thread is hilarious btw :)
He's been laughing at me for far too long. Imma get my revenge.
Edit:
Thread is hilarious btw :)
I've gotten into a serious relationship with a woman who served in the IDF. I'm pretty sure it would be a hell of a fight if we rumbled with my own experience.
Alright, let's see how I do running the ladder
Mario: Mario is a borderline superhero, I lose handily
Luigi: Same as Mario, but he'll at least be sympathetic about handing me my ass
Peach: Semi-Fun Fact, Peach was considered to be the surprise Final Boss of the Wii Punch-Out before being replaced by Donkey Kong. I don't like my chances.
Bowser: Fried extra crispy
Yoshi: I'm an omelet within seconds.
Rosalina and Luma: The Universe is collapsed into a black hole around me, and I don't make it into it's next iteration.
Bowser Jr.: I'm Road Kill
Wario: I'm smellier Road Kill
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA
Diddy Kong: Dude headbutted the moon out of orbit, I'll take the L on this one.
Mr. Game and Watch: I can't even conceive of how this fight would play out.
Little Mac: TKO
Link: I'm heroically sliced in half
Zelda: She turns me into a light arrow pin cushion without even changing expression.
Sheik: Ninja'd
Ganondorf: I might make it out of this as a Stalfos.
Toon Link: I'm adorably sliced in half
Samus: Dead in one shot
Zero Suit Samus: Stunned with taser and out.
Pit: I'm angelically sliced in half, or shot
Palutena: MEGA LASER
Marth: I'm honorably sliced in half
Ike: I'm swoley sliced in half
Robin: I'm magically sliced in half
Duck Hunt: While I'm struggling with the ethics of fighting a dog, the offscreen zapper gun lines up a shot.
Kirby: Dinner
King Dedede: Stop. Hammer Time.
Meta Knight: I'm chivalrously sliced in half
Fox: Mauled by a space fox before I can say "Wave Dash"
Falco: Sniped by a space bird before I can say "L-cancel"
Pikachu: Shockingly, I lose
Charizard: Charbroiled
Lucario: Death byspikey punch
Jigglypuff: Sung to sleep, then dropped in the river
Greninja: Ninja'd again
ROB: If toy ROB, I gently tilt him to his side. If person sized weaponized ROB, JOHNNY FIVE vaporizes me.
Ness: Remember when Ness fought the entire Police Force of Onett by himself at like the beginning of the game? I don't like my chances.
Captain Falcon: PAWNCH
Villager: Canon Villager is incapable of violence, so I should win. Smash Villager makes sure they never find the body.
Olimar: Finally one I can't see losing to. I squish the half inch tall captain and his diminutive army.
Wii Fit Trainer: I run, but don't get far.
Shulk: I'm sliced in half by THE MONADO'S POWER
Dr. Mario: I'm not so sure I should have taken those pills...
Dark Pit: I'm edgily sliced in half or shot.
Lucina: I'm temporally sliced in half.
Pac-Man: CHOMP
Mega Man: Get Equipped With WestEgg's underwhelming power!
Sonic: I'm too slow.
Mewtwo: Pyschic type too OP
Lucas: Canon Lucas would probably refuse to kill me, but I'm subdued regardless pretty easily
Roy: I'm blazingly sliced in half.
Ryu: I must defeat his shuryuken to stand a chance! Spoiler: I don't.
Cloud: I'm angstilly sliced in half.
Corrin: I'm draconically sliced in half.
Bayonetta: I don't want any part of this.
Mii Brawler: I take an offbrand Hadoken to the chest
Mii Swordfighter: I'm customizably sliced in half.
Mii Gunner: Elija Would like to shoot me in the face.
Mario: Mario is a borderline superhero, I lose handily
Luigi: Same as Mario, but he'll at least be sympathetic about handing me my ass
Peach: Semi-Fun Fact, Peach was considered to be the surprise Final Boss of the Wii Punch-Out before being replaced by Donkey Kong. I don't like my chances.
Bowser: Fried extra crispy
Yoshi: I'm an omelet within seconds.
Rosalina and Luma: The Universe is collapsed into a black hole around me, and I don't make it into it's next iteration.
Bowser Jr.: I'm Road Kill
Wario: I'm smellier Road Kill
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA
Diddy Kong: Dude headbutted the moon out of orbit, I'll take the L on this one.
Mr. Game and Watch: I can't even conceive of how this fight would play out.
Little Mac: TKO
Link: I'm heroically sliced in half
Zelda: She turns me into a light arrow pin cushion without even changing expression.
Sheik: Ninja'd
Ganondorf: I might make it out of this as a Stalfos.
Toon Link: I'm adorably sliced in half
Samus: Dead in one shot
Zero Suit Samus: Stunned with taser and out.
Pit: I'm angelically sliced in half, or shot
Palutena: MEGA LASER
Marth: I'm honorably sliced in half
Ike: I'm swoley sliced in half
Robin: I'm magically sliced in half
Duck Hunt: While I'm struggling with the ethics of fighting a dog, the offscreen zapper gun lines up a shot.
Kirby: Dinner
King Dedede: Stop. Hammer Time.
Meta Knight: I'm chivalrously sliced in half
Fox: Mauled by a space fox before I can say "Wave Dash"
Falco: Sniped by a space bird before I can say "L-cancel"
Pikachu: Shockingly, I lose
Charizard: Charbroiled
Lucario: Death byspikey punch
Jigglypuff: Sung to sleep, then dropped in the river
Greninja: Ninja'd again
ROB: If toy ROB, I gently tilt him to his side. If person sized weaponized ROB, JOHNNY FIVE vaporizes me.
Ness: Remember when Ness fought the entire Police Force of Onett by himself at like the beginning of the game? I don't like my chances.
Captain Falcon: PAWNCH
Villager: Canon Villager is incapable of violence, so I should win. Smash Villager makes sure they never find the body.
Olimar: Finally one I can't see losing to. I squish the half inch tall captain and his diminutive army.
Wii Fit Trainer: I run, but don't get far.
Shulk: I'm sliced in half by THE MONADO'S POWER
Dr. Mario: I'm not so sure I should have taken those pills...
Dark Pit: I'm edgily sliced in half or shot.
Lucina: I'm temporally sliced in half.
Pac-Man: CHOMP
Mega Man: Get Equipped With WestEgg's underwhelming power!
Sonic: I'm too slow.
Mewtwo: Pyschic type too OP
Lucas: Canon Lucas would probably refuse to kill me, but I'm subdued regardless pretty easily
Roy: I'm blazingly sliced in half.
Ryu: I must defeat his shuryuken to stand a chance! Spoiler: I don't.
Cloud: I'm angstilly sliced in half.
Corrin: I'm draconically sliced in half.
Bayonetta: I don't want any part of this.
Mii Brawler: I take an offbrand Hadoken to the chest
Mii Swordfighter: I'm customizably sliced in half.
Mii Gunner: Elija Would like to shoot me in the face.
Nobody said you had to win this fight.
If I'm gonna die I wanna go in my sleep.
Olimar since he's barely 1" tall, you could just step on him and be done with it. And even if he's normal human sized as in the Smash games he'd still be a lightweight, as long as you have a bat you should easily be able to smack him up top the head with it and shatter his space helmet. But if you have the misfortune to be armed only with a knife rather than a bat, then the clear answer is Greninja, since high school bio class has provided us with plenty of training on how to surgically mutilate frogs
This would easily be the most epic way to go. But if I wanted to survive either Jiggly Puff or Olimar would be my pick, maybe Mario as long as he does not use fire.
I'm confident in my ability to crush him before he can amass an army of pikman.
It can learn thunder in both the games proper and smash bros D:
By smash logic, Pichus charged skull bash is twice as strong as Falcon Punch
it might be the strongest move in all of smash? I need to check
compared to his evolution, he also had a better grab range, shield and a wall jump :)
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Ha ha Pikmin aren't intelligent, especially the yellow bastard.
I am deaf so her singing prowess is ineffective on me. Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!! >:D
The monado can evenetually harm humans and given Shulks monado buffs, he's past that point of development.
Sandbag (サンドバッグくん, Sandbag-kun) is a character from the Stadium game Home-Run Contest in Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Super Smash Bros. 4, and appears as an item during matches in Brawl and SSB4.
To clarify, the Monado in its initial form cannot harm sentient creatures native to the Bionis (except for Turkin apparently), including the Homs, Nopon, and High Entia. This is due to the Monado's connection to the Bionis. Humans would not be afforded this protection.
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I would take my chances with Jigglypuff, maybe drink a bunch of caffeine and hope the singing doesn't work. Everyone else would obliterate me.
I'd feel bad trying to fight Pichu, Jigglyphff or Olimar.
A fist fight with Wii Fit Trainer, perhaps?
A fist fight with Wii Fit Trainer, perhaps?