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You sit down to pee, right?
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Sitting down is perfect for taking a clean pee and relaxing for a minute.
Peeing standing is a thing for roadstop toilets or wherever I don't want to sit, because someone else already pissed on the rim..
Peeing standing is a thing for roadstop toilets or wherever I don't want to sit, because someone else already pissed on the rim..
This..never even knew this was a thing until this thread.
I honestly thought it might have been some kind of old joke or urban myth that conservatives would use when bitching about the pussification of America they'll basically say "oh the next thing you know they're going to force us to piss sitting down!"
I swear I think if the conservative media machine honestly knew how many sitting pissers there apparently are in certain groups of liberals this would literally be something that is used in anti Democrat election messaging lol
I'm 40 years old and have never encountered this in my lifetime. Been on tons of sports teams from youth to college ,had multiple roomates and never knew a single sitting pisser.
Ever since I turned Old Years Old, I haven't stopped peeing for even one minute, so you could say that I do both
And, uh, if sitting is less hygenic then how do women even exist
And, uh, if sitting is less hygenic then how do women even exist
And here we have an accidental summary of the entirety of incel philosophy.
LOL
Not that long, but sitting down is a good way to relax and take a breather at work for instance.
The "standing up only" side is overthinking the whole thing smh
Always when at home, never in public toilets (hygiene)
Simple logic
- At home why would I want to splash piss on the floor or toilet seat - even if you hit the target there is splash back. I have to clean the bathroom so sitting down keeps it clean.
- it also means no 'seat up or seat down' complications when half the people in the house are women.
I never understand the incredulity when you give this answer, like its 'unmanly' or something. Ridiculous
Have you ever cleaned a bathroom? Do you not notice the faint layer of dried up urine all around your toilet on the floor and walls?
I started sitting down for a piss after my first month living on my own. The place had black tiling so it was super obvious what that splashback was. Rather that than being surrounded by piss in the toilet and then having to wash that off eventually too.
Yes, ofcourse. At home you sit to respect your own hygiene and cleanliness for others who share the toilet.
When in in public, I use urinals, or standup as its well passed caring for cleanliness given the state of public toilets.
When in in public, I use urinals, or standup as its well passed caring for cleanliness given the state of public toilets.
I guess it's no surprise a lot in this place don't know how to piss without splashing or without some kind of geyser blow-back. It's even funnier that the sitters think they won't get in splash back their underside. You are all nasty, just go piss down a cliff or down a well or something.
Anytime I piss in the nude, I can always feel it splashing back onto my legs. It's really gross.
I pee sitting down in the privacy of my own home, sometimes.
Not all of us can afford our own pissing cliff but if you are a master of no splash back please share your knowledge with us.
I live in a country where even public toilets are clean and if they are not clean enough for you you are able to sterilize them beforehand with a paper flush with disinfect on it. In 100% people will also get a droplet into their underpants because gravity will do that to every men which is no problem if you sit down and can just clean that last droplet with a bit of toilet paper. Also even though you think you 100% only aim into the toilet it still spreads around a bit according to science.
So there is your explaination.
lmao wtf? Are you guys capable of pissing like normal people or do you just piss anywhere but the toilet itself?
This thread is gold 😂
That's right, somehow turn it back o those that choose to do something other than your preference as though we're objectively wrong and somehow lesser. It's pissing for fucks see, does it matter what you choose?
so what if we get piss splash on our ass - we'll shower it off. Better that than piss on the floor that probably only gets cleaned weekly and people will tread in.
pissing without splashing while standing up isn't easy so no need for the look down your nose either. Simple physics from that height you'll get splashback.
It's not about missing - even if you hit the inside - rim or hit the water - you'll get splash/ if you're so certain you won't, you'd be happy to kneel by a toilet with your face next to the rim while people piss?
Why not go even further? Might as well piss in my mouth!
You guys are overreacting over this nonsense. I wish there were statistics regarding this standing v sitting thing so you all realize that you're way out of the norm.
I don't know, seems like sitting down gives an even bigger mess.
(Sign says: "Men, please sit down while peeing!"
(Sign says: "Men, please sit down while peeing!"
Ok so you've clearly never cleaned a bathroom. Ask your parents or SO.
It's actually easier than you'd think, just stand astride over a man who shames other people for being sitters, and let nature take its course.
Let's be pee inclusive here.
Whether you stand tall or throne sit, you must make sure you do so with pride and justice. The only shaming done here, should be the shaming of those who pee aimlessly in this world. Wandering about, letting it go wherever they roam.
For those who do not find purpose in directing their golden essence, I pray dearly one day they will know hope. We are the masters of our pee. If we do not wield this power and instead keep it unleashed, then we've already forgotten the faces of our ancestors... and there will be naught but darkness ahead.
Take pride. Lower first seat. Use soap. Know hope.
Whether you stand tall or throne sit, you must make sure you do so with pride and justice. The only shaming done here, should be the shaming of those who pee aimlessly in this world. Wandering about, letting it go wherever they roam.
For those who do not find purpose in directing their golden essence, I pray dearly one day they will know hope. We are the masters of our pee. If we do not wield this power and instead keep it unleashed, then we've already forgotten the faces of our ancestors... and there will be naught but darkness ahead.
Take pride. Lower first seat. Use soap. Know hope.
The male anatomy is made for standing while pissing.
When you piss sitting as man your bladder won't be completely emptied.
Which is not good at all
When you piss sitting as man your bladder won't be completely emptied.
Which is not good at all
Sitting down and not shitting just feels weird. I broke my glasses so until I get my contact lens in I have to, so I don't miss. It's just weird.
And yes, I'm the one cleaning the toilet in the house.
And yes, I'm the one cleaning the toilet in the house.