Your favorite bad videogame quote?

[TiG]

You know those quotes in videogames that are so bad, that you can't help but love them? Please post them here

I personally love this one from KH 3D. Xehanort is another character in the series, so what he's saying is that he's already half that person.


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[zsynqx]

You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us.

 

[SpookySkeleton]

The classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

 

[The Unsent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ

Everything from Goldman in HOTD2, I especially like the way he says "farewell" like he can't be arsed and jumps off a building.

 

[antitrop]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT (liiight) (liiiiight) (liiiiight).

 

[Yoshichan]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

And people say DMC2 is bad lol

 

[mas8705]

DmC when that Dante uses that great retort of "F*** you," after the giant monster he is facing off against says, "F*** you." The idea that he thinks that saying F*** you is supposed to be "The greatest retort," when it just seems like something you would hear on the playground when you have two kids arguing and they just discovered what cuss words are for the first time.

 

[BlueBadger]

Gone talkin' to a wall

Lmao. gets me every time.

 

[h0tp0ck3t]

Dennnnnis! *death gurgle* Help... Me... DENNNNNNNNIS!! - Extermination

 

[Black]

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."

 

[ArclightBorealis]

The classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

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As a follow up:
"Devil's never cry. These tears...tears are a gift only humans have".

 

[kegkilla]

"I am lightning. The rain transformed." - Raiden, MGS4

 

[Zellia]

"Oh my god! JC! A bomb!"
"A bomb!"

 

[srhltmr]

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."

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cringe

 

[Aaronrules380]

This is just like one of my Japanese animes

 

[Keym]

What am I fighting foooooooooooooooorrr!!!!

 

[random88]

Die monster!

 

[Vlaphor]

"You know too much...and I hate people who know too much"

Disaster Report

 

[Eszik]

"Sensitive usually means... won't be having sex with you."

 

[PshycoNinja]

"If you change the future, you change the past!"

"That time was lost; yet time continued onward."

"Become an arrow through time, and speed your way to Serah."

 

[Van Buren]

"I am lightning. The rain transformed." - Raiden, MGS4

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That is such a fantastic quote it's gotta be said

 

[the magical kitsune]

- It's no use ... but why can't I defeat you?
- Because we're SONIC HEROES

 

[Grizzo]

You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us.

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okay I came in this thread to say this and I laughed when I saw it was the first reply, good job

 

[Revolsin]

The absolute entirety of Resident Evil 4's script.

 

[Kevers]

 

[IIFloodyII]

"I am lightning. The rain transformed." - Raiden, MGS4

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This for me too. It's soo bad, but also soo incredibly good too.

 

[closer]

The absolute entirety of Resident Evil 4's script.

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Hell yeah

 

[Xavi]

"Stay away from the summoner!"

 

[TiG]

You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us.

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Imagine the cringe if Naughty Dog puts it into Part II.
It would be so bad, it would be hilarious.

 

[Aurongel]

Alone in the Dark: "I am the lightbringer... IM THA FUCKING UNIVERSE!"

 

[Akari]

gets me every time

 

[Deleted member 419]

*15 minutes of sheer, visceral intensity fighting for your life against terrifying villagers and a chainsaw-wielding maniac*

"Where'd everyone go? Bingo?"

...
...

RESIDENT EVIL 4 TITLE DROP

 

[Deleted member 9971]

Snake, Snake, Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.....

Game Over.

 

[Ultima_5]

Bimmy makes me giggle anytime I hear it

Also all the spoken dialogue in mega man 8

 

[Deleted member 8001]

"Hey, heads up! I'm about to unleash my rage!"



Not from the game itself but used as a promo trailer for the game.

 

[jackal27]

The original will always be the best:


This thread is killing me and we're not even past the first page. Video games are so stupid I love it.

 

[Trejo]

"I see the president has equipped his daughter with... ballistics"

I hate it so much yet I also hate how much I love it.

Spoiler: Game name

RE4, if you're wondering.

 

[Forerunner]

 

[closer]

"Stay away from the summoner!"

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Yeeeeassss, and that little groan she does when she's denied

 

[mrtl]

*enters North Korean factory*
Goddamn, it smells like dogshit and gunpowder in here.

 

[Linkyn]

'Where's everyone going? ...bingo?'

Great, now I want to replay RE4.

Edit: On a related note:

'Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.'

 

[Juraash]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

And people say DMC2 is bad lol

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One bad (good) line is forgivable in comparison to a whole game :P

It's also the line I came to post, clearly I'm not alone.

 

[ubercheez]

You were almost a Jill Sandwich.

 

[Wesley-Σ]

"You got that right, Auto-scum."

 

[AnxietyPlus]

90s - 2000s Capcom the thread. Came to post "What am I fighting foooooor?!" or "Jill Sandwich".

Silent Hill with "Radio, What's going on with that radio?" is also pretty good.

 

[StrmSrg]

"Livin the dream this ain't no race race"
"Now take your hissin' and get some mommy kissin kissin" *MIC DROP*

 

[iceblade]

Wouldn't the laughing from Final Fantasy X fit here?

 

[Sky Walker]

Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

 

[stray_moogle]

So good... never finished this atrocity, but this quote has been following me for many years. Pure magic.

 

[Manu]

I like girls. But now, it's about justice.