Your favorite lifehacks

[NewDonkStrong]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

 

[Quikies83]

Olive oil for lubricant?
I'll bring this up and see how it goes.

edit: Your second thing is hardly a hack, ya bum.

 

[TheIdiot]

Folding up plastic bags into little triangles.

 

[BlackSalad]

standing in the ice cream aisle for 10 minutes brings up more suspicions about you than trying to steal a $3 bread loaf.

 

[Wein Cruz]

 

[Lady Bow]

this changed my life, enjoy

 

[Wein Cruz]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

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So you know you're just stealing right

Because that's what you're doing

 

[Chopchop]

OP, that second one is exploiting a store's well-meaning policy, and not a lifehack. Stuff like that is why people can't have nice things.

On topic, this is great for t-shirts.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Grocery stores HATE him!

 

[Lulu]

You can eat anything if you really want to.

 

[riotous]

So your life hack is to commit fraud and steal bread; seriously don't do shit like that.

 

[Keeng]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

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Stealing from a store by cheating their rules isn't a hack.

Well, I guess it is, but come on.

this changed my life, enjoy

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Someone pointed this out at a BBQ I was at not too long ago and it makes eating cupcakes 100% better.

 

[onadesertedisland]

Olive no. Coconut, yes.

 

[Deleted member 4452]

My local bakery makes fresh bread which is absolutely delicious, but I've found a neat trick where if I bring along a large bag, I can sneak a loaf inside it and have the bread for free.

 

[Ferrio]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

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Barbaric.

 

[Conciliator]

You can eat anything if you really want to.

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that sounds more like a challenge than a lifehack

 

[Wein Cruz]

My local bakery makes fresh bread which is absolutely delicious, but I've found a neat trick where if I bring along a large bag, I can sneak a loaf inside it and have the bread for free.

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Lol

 

[Brass Body Dave]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

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do you know what lifehacks are

 

[KrigareN-]

Fitting pants/jeans by wrapping the waist around my neck.

Fuck the fitting room.

 

[Dook's Revenge]

Ask someone out ASAP, instead of becoming friends and waiting years for the right moment.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Fitting pants/jeans by wrapping the waist around my neck.

Fuck the fitting room.

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I've never considered autoerotic asphyxiation while trying on clothes.

Keep these life hacks coming!!!

 

[sooperkool]

OP is Jean Valjean

 

[Keeng]

I've never considered autoerotic asphyxiation while trying on clothes.

Keep these life hacks coming!!!

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I had to look up what they meant too, and I'm still not convinced it would work.

 

[BLEEN]

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I don't get it at all. I make homemade popcorn all the time. Pour and shake seems way, way more effective method.

 

[onadesertedisland]

Conditioner makes a better shaving cream for your nether regions.

 

[tangeu]

 

[Quixzlizx]

The OP sounds like a person of low moral caliber.

 

[KrigareN-]

 

[John Dunbar]

if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it will feel like it belongs to someone else. you know, for reasons.

 

[Ferrio]

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That sounds like a good idea...hey....wait a minute.

 

[Deleted member 9035]

This thread is going places!

 

[NewDonkStrong]

So you know you're just stealing right

Because that's what you're doing

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No, it'd be stealing if I was taking HOT, soft bread. Vons is giving me cold bread.

 

[Plywood]

Pay for your bread man.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

My favorite life hack is to refer to simple tips as "hacks."

 

[hyuckwut]

No, it'd be stealing if I was taking HOT, soft bread. Vons is giving me cold bread.

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Come on dude lmao

 

[AstronaughtE]

Toolboxes are a waste of money. Simply carry and store your tools in a plastic grocery bag. You also get to save the environment because you've repurposed a plastic bag.

 

[Plywood]

No, it'd be stealing if I was taking HOT, soft bread. Vons is giving me cold bread.

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They're not giving you cold bread, you're letting the bread cool you admitted this:

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

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[tangeu]

I love bad "life hacks"

 

[CopyOfACopy]

this changed my life, enjoy

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As someone with ridiculous facial hair this has made eating cupcakes so much easier, no need for a shower afterwards

 

[NewDonkStrong]

Also, I always buy Vons's deliciouso fried chicken and store brand soda to go with the bread.

 

[Deleted member 9035]

This belongs in two threads really:

 

[lacer]

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oh what the fuck. coke toothpaste? on a brick of ice cream?? why do they even sell bricks of ice cream!

 

[Keeng]

No, it'd be stealing if I was taking HOT, soft bread. Vons is giving me cold bread.

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I knew a guy that ordered delivery in the 90s from places that had time guarantees. When the delivery guy would show up, his friend would answer the door and claim he didn't order anything. If the delivery guy came back, he would answer the door instead and tell him he was late and wanted the pizza for free.

What do you think of this person?

 

[hyuckwut]

I knew a guy that ordered delivery in the 90s from places that had time guarantees. When the delivery guy would show up, his friend would answer the door and claim he didn't order anything. If the delivery guy came back, he would answer the door instead and tell him he was late and wanted the pizza for free.

What do you think of this person?

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Obviously he's a master life hacker. An inspiration, truly

/s

 

[Deleted member 20892]

No, it'd be stealing if I was taking HOT, soft bread. Vons is giving me cold bread.

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[TwilightSparkleMotion]

Talk to people and be nice to them.

 

[Toxicgonzo]

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[Zukuu]

if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it will feel like it belongs to someone else. you know, for reasons.

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Finally I can hold hands with a stranger.

 

[Trouble]

 

[Euler]

Obviously, there's the normal ones I use everyday like using olive or coconut oil for hair product or sexual lubricant, but my favorite has to be the french bread trick at Vons/Safeway.

Y'see, Vons has bomb ass, fresh french bread and from 4-7pm, it's guaranteed to be piping hot or it's FREE. So, what I like to do is grab a hot loaf and stand around in the frozen aisle for 10 minutes "browsing" for ice cream. So, not only do I get to cool off from the heat, but I chill my hot bread which turns it into FREE bread. That's like two lifehacks in one. Do it.

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So you're this guy?