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Aurc

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Oct 28, 2017
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My friends think I'm crazy for suggesting this, but I think that an Oreo is only a cookie when you bind the chocolate halves using the creme filling. Until then, you only have two crackers and some filling. Is my argument sound? What do you think?
 

SolVanderlyn

I love pineapple on pizza!
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Oct 28, 2017
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Dude, there's a million cookies with no fillings. Sugar cookies. Chocolate chips are just kind of wedged in there.

An Oreo is always a cookie. You can just make it two chocolate cookies or keep it as a cream cookie.
 

gaugebozo

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Oct 25, 2017
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Are these crackers before you put ice cream between them?
chipwich-cookie-ice-cream-sandwich-7.2016.jpg

They start as cookies, then when you put the filling in it's a sandwich cookie.
 

Salmonax

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Oct 27, 2017
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Get your friends a basket of apology crackers with a tub of cool whip so they can turn them into cookies.
 
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Aurc

Aurc

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Oct 28, 2017
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Are these crackers before you put ice cream between them?
chipwich-cookie-ice-cream-sandwich-7.2016.jpg

They start as cookies, then when you put the filling in it's a sandwich cookie.
An interesting thing that a friend brought up was this:

An ice cream sandwich is named after the ice cream component. The Oreo is a cookie sandwich (or the reverse). Therefor, the only true cookie part of the Oreo is the filling inside.
 

Troll

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Nov 10, 2017
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From the internet

"A cookie's dough is higher in shortening and sugar; and contains less flour. The cracker's dough is flour, some shortening and sugar, and some flavors and dough conditioners"

So no
 

Sybil

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Oct 27, 2017
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They're still cookies. If you had a frosted cookie and licked off the frosting, it's still a cookie.
 
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Aurc

Aurc

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Is pizza a sandwich?
I brought the following up as well: dough isn't a pizza. Pepperoni isn't a pizza, marinara sauce isn't, cheese isn't, etc.

It's only a pizza when you combine those into one. Therefor, the Oreo is only a cookie when you combine the 2/3 cracker portions with the 1/3 filling portion.
From the internet

"A cookie's dough is higher in shortening and sugar; and contains less flour. The cracker's dough is flour, some shortening and sugar, and some flavors and dough conditioners"

So no
The most logically sound definition so far.
 

SugarNoodles

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Nov 3, 2017
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I brought the following up as well: dough isn't a pizza. Pepperoni isn't a pizza, marinara sauce isn't, cheese isn't, etc.

It's only a pizza when you combine those into one. Therefor, the Oreo is only a cookie when you combine the 2/3 cracker portions with the 1/3 filling portion.
gtfo. transitive law of equality does not apply here.
 
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Aurc

Aurc

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Oct 28, 2017
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Oreos are described as a sandwich cookie so no. They would just be 2 cookies.
So you can cheat or "lifehack" a pack of Oreos by separating the pieces to create double the amount of cookies, for the same price? Doesn't seem right to me. You have to consider them crackers just so people can't pull some BS like that.
They're still cookies. If you had a frosted cookie and licked off the frosting, it's still a cookie.
At that point, I believe I've transformed it into a cracker, much like how if I eat it, I'm turning it into poop. People's tongues can turn stuff into other things, basically.
Can I put two Triscuits together and make a cookie?
It depends on the filling. I think it's a cookie if you use a sweet filling, but a savory "mini sandwich" if you use a salty or spicy filling.
 

jph139

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Oct 25, 2017
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Crackers are crumblier than cookies. Oreos are not crumbly enough to warrant cracker status, even if they are more crumbly than many comparable cookies.