It's madness on the Western front. Skyler just lost his cup of iced moca, Juan has been white knuckling his phone ever since we lost our mobile connection. I dont think we can last any longer. Please send more Gen-X reinforcements, no more Gen-Z's.
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Alex Jones/InfoWars: "BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th"
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Can't type. Drowning in the blood of capitalist pig-dogs!
Oh yeah I mean that! Ketchup of capital hotdogs.
German sweets have a nasty habit of tasting of ginger or herbs.
Oh yeah I mean that! Ketchup of capital hotdogs.
German sweets have a nasty habit of tasting of ginger or herbs.
Call me a dodger or a coward but yeah it anit happening today the boobsweat index is at critical mass.
Take it from me just stay inside and watch Zena all day.
Take it from me just stay inside and watch Zena all day.
seriously these #secondcivialwarletters tweets ARE AMAZING seriously laughing so hard right now couple of amazing one right here and more in the link :D
https://twitter.com/hashtag/secondcivilwarletters?vertical=default&src=hash
https://twitter.com/hashtag/secondcivilwarletters?vertical=default&src=hash
Confusing a book on native american genocide and land theft with something about the civil war.
My dearest Odell Beckham Jr.,
It has been a fortnite since our last correspondance, I am currently taking cover in the nearest Spencer's Gifts as the conservative militia has overtaken the Panera Bread, the Starbucks, and the Auntie Anne's.
I pray that I get to see your very attractive shoulders soon.
Sincerly,
LilWayneSuckz
It has been a fortnite since our last correspondance, I am currently taking cover in the nearest Spencer's Gifts as the conservative militia has overtaken the Panera Bread, the Starbucks, and the Auntie Anne's.
I pray that I get to see your very attractive shoulders soon.
Sincerly,
LilWayneSuckz
So, are you guys shooting at each other with cannons yet?
No? Why would Alex Jones lie to me :-(
No? Why would Alex Jones lie to me :-(
My Dearest Lady Mareen,
Times are dire. The nefariousness of the southern rebels knows no bounds. I watched a man's leg be dismembered by friendly fire on the rebels side, the most peculiar choice of words followed the exchange. The man who was shot shouted, "watch it you team killing fuckwad" and the man who shot him rebutted with "Try not getting in my shot of the libtard". Such a violent group of guerrillas. Food shortages have come and gone like a New England summer rain. The younger troops have resorted to eating laundry detergent in these trialing times. I fear this war will last beyond Christmas. Please send my regards to your mother. And should I not make it home this Christmas. Please tel my mother, "I'm sorry I could not keep my promise when I left her at the station in Setauket.".
Forever Yours.
Saviour Marcus the Second.
Times are dire. The nefariousness of the southern rebels knows no bounds. I watched a man's leg be dismembered by friendly fire on the rebels side, the most peculiar choice of words followed the exchange. The man who was shot shouted, "watch it you team killing fuckwad" and the man who shot him rebutted with "Try not getting in my shot of the libtard". Such a violent group of guerrillas. Food shortages have come and gone like a New England summer rain. The younger troops have resorted to eating laundry detergent in these trialing times. I fear this war will last beyond Christmas. Please send my regards to your mother. And should I not make it home this Christmas. Please tel my mother, "I'm sorry I could not keep my promise when I left her at the station in Setauket.".
Forever Yours.
Saviour Marcus the Second.
Today I have sent the souls of at least 666 nazist troopers back down to hell; where they came from. I mean, mostly by posting soul-destroying forum posts aimed at paranoid maladjusted 30-year olds who need Jordan fucking Peterson to tell them how to be a real man by learning to tie their shoes (probably the wrong way even), but EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS, I tell you.
I went out to brun-I mean battle, and in resting at home before heading out for beer-I mean battle again. Wish me luck.
The enemy has taken out my air conditioning. These are the final minutes for me. It has been an honor to fight beside you all.
Huh, so that's what the original comic is. Only ever seen edits.
My battle against the right wing sympathizing venison burger has ended in triumph.
The war is far from over, however.
The war is far from over, however.
Sorry guys, I didn't make it. I was busy playing video games and generally just enjoying the day off.
We won tho, right?
We won tho, right?
