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Dennis8K

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,161
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You seem to be taking a very long shit in your sleep.
 

Xe4

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,295
Animals don't care. They probably think you just changed into something different.
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
50,075
You know, that reminds me, I'm watching Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time. It's pretty good.
 

Yams

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,851
My dog will walk into the shower if I forget to close the door. So nope
 

Akira86

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,594
What if animals had really good animal manners, but couldn't communicate them to humans in any way?

what if what we consider play were extreme social transgressions and faux pas, and our pets are just extremely patient with us?

what if you are constantly emotionally abusing your pets, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and you think you're actually a great pet owner?
 

Lari

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,704
Brazil
I wish I was a pet, i'd get to lounge around all day while my humans work to feed me and treat me nice.
And I'd get to see them naked whenever I wished. The life.
 

Gaming_Groove

Member
Apr 4, 2018
2,813
I kick the cats out when I masturbate just because they want to cuddle with me and that freaks me out. I have no problem changing or letting them in the bathroom with me, other than that one time the cat stuck his head up into my piss stream.
You're at least the 3rd person I've met on the internet that has peed on their cat. What the fuck?
 

Deleted member 12790

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 27, 2017
24,537
What if animals had really good animal manners, but couldn't communicate them to humans in any way?

what if what we consider play were extreme social transgressions and faux pas, and our pets are just extremely patient with us?

what if you are constantly emotionally abusing your pets, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and you think you're actually a great pet owner?

My dog peed in another dog's face once. The other dog was smelling my dog, and my dog just hiked his leg and pissed right in the eye. The other dog seemed pretty upset so I don't think those are good manners.
 

Daitokuji

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,602
As someone already said, your pet does not understand the concept of nudity so what difference does it make if you have clothes on or not?
 

Kite

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
670
My dog tries to strip me, when I go take a shower he'll start tugging on my socks and pants to go play with em. Should I be worried?
 

Joeku

Member
Oct 26, 2017
23,478
Yes but my cat leaves the room when I put clothes on.

I can't tell if that is good or bad.