You seem to be taking a very long shit in your sleep.
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You seem to be taking a very long shit in your sleep.
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The smells
What if your dick smelled like raw meat though.I don't let my dog's nose come close to my dick. In fact, I've never had the problem of him wanting to put his nose next to my dick, either.
i beat it like i'm tenderizing a steak anyway so nbd
Mine smells like desperation.
Why not? It's not like they secretly judge you when they see you naked.
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You say this so confidently, when there is no way at all to know.Fur to animals is like clothes to human. So yeah animals do not understand nudity
I assume you sleep on your belly to cover your junk as a precaution?
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You're at least the 3rd person I've met on the internet that has peed on their cat. What the fuck?I kick the cats out when I masturbate just because they want to cuddle with me and that freaks me out. I have no problem changing or letting them in the bathroom with me, other than that one time the cat stuck his head up into my piss stream.
What if animals had really good animal manners, but couldn't communicate them to humans in any way?
what if what we consider play were extreme social transgressions and faux pas, and our pets are just extremely patient with us?
what if you are constantly emotionally abusing your pets, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and you think you're actually a great pet owner?
It's easy. Humans are animals. We sit under the animal kingdom, we are mamals. We share similarities to animals, but in evolved way.You say this so confidently, when there is no way at all to know.
Mostly he dick close to the dog comments D:Are you being sarcastic?
Call it naive, but how the heck is it disturbing? lmao
I wish I was a pet, i'd get to lounge around all day while my humans work to feed me and treat me nice.
And I'd get to see them naked whenever I wished. The life.
We don't wear our clothes with holes in the crotch and asshole areas. Fur doesn't cover those places for dogs.It's easy. Humans are animals. We sit under the animal kingdom, we are mamals. We share similarities to animals, but in evolved way.
We don't wear our clothes with holes in the crotch and asshole areas. Fur doesn't cover those places for dogs.
maybe it was uninvited sniffing.My dog peed in another dog's face once. The other dog was smelling my dog, and my dog just hiked his leg and pissed right in the eye. The other dog seemed pretty upset so I don't think those are good manners.
Shit I danced naked in front my dog! I think he was quite entertained :)
maybe your dog was trying to be witty.still doesn't seem like a particularly well mannered response.