Ok, so what happened was....
I never really went golfing before, just putt putt you know?
So a bunch of my buddies likes this shit, and we were out and we went.
I borrowed a club from the rental/shop place upstairs, came down, got a bucket of balls, and watched people hitting them for bit.
Whatever looked easy enough. Should be able to whack a stupid ball a good distance.
Put the ball down, lined myself up, and swung a pretty decently oomphed swing mimicking what I saw.
Well something went fucking wrong, the shaft part was all warped and pinched looking, the club part flew off as the club was going up and behind me, the club smashed through the plastic sun canopy, like some kind of unholy missile, through the second story window, Into the shop, and through a glass case, like, right in front of the owner.
And I was never allowed in again.