Back from a ban, so I'm just going to have to copy/paste my reviews here:
7. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
It's a shame that they dropped the "Tommy is the new Jason" angle at the end of Part V, and like Halloween 4: Return of Michael Myers, it's lame they have to undo these endings that have sequel potential.
Jason's back, but this one is a bit different. Deaths are more comedic, like having a guy's bloodied face leave a smiley face imprint on a tree, or killing 2 kids in an RV. However, this all feels secondary to the plot of Tommy (who accidentally resurrected him in the first place) trying to get the help of the local sheriff who just wants to leave Jason Vorhees in the past, and there's also his daughter Megan who wants to help out. Also, no spoilers, but it really bugs me that the final shot doesn't reflect what happened in the climax.
This honestly was a lot better than i thought it would be. It's one of the best in the series to be honest.
8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: The New Blood (1988)
The writers introduce a new element to the formula: a girl with psychic powers who inadvertently awakens Jason from his watery grave, and the first thing he does is walk 5 miles to kill 2 teens who have just wandered into his territory. It's here where I have to ask: why are so many people living around Crystal Lake? I thought it was supposed to be a private camp. A lot of them are abusive jerks too. Where is Jason getting all of his weapons? It's also here where they won't show blood anymore. I came in expecting Tina to have several encounters with Jason throughout the movie, where she beats him back and he kills more teens while rethinking his strategy. Also, great makeup on maskless Jason.
A step down from Jason Lives, but I know it's only downhill from there.
9. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
There are some good things about this movie. There's "The Darkest Side of the Night" that bookends the movie. There's the Times Square scene you might have seen on YouTube. There's also the bit where the last two teens run into a subway station, and Jason just walks through the glass part of the door without missing a beat. This is also the movie where Jason's teleporting power is most noticeable, and is later featured in Friday the 13th: The Game (the modern one, not the NES one).
Jason does get his kills, but it takes a bit, so it feels like student trip chaperone Mr. McCulloch is the real villain half the time because he's an asshole. It takes them a good hour for them to actually get to New York City though, and most of the movie is spent on a boat, and Jason is there because he floated down the river from the lake (???) and starts killing the people on the boat because...I dunno. They make it to New York City where you'd think Jason would be slaughtering people left and right, but he's only interested in the remaining people because...i dunno.
The directors just wanted to shoot in New York and take Jason with them, and while you get some sights, it's not enough to warrant the trip.
10. Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Tired of the same old Friday the 13th movie? Well now for something different. Jason is killed by the FBI before the title card. After which, it's shown that the whole nation knows about Jason (also that he was born in 1946, and there is a Friday the 13th in September). Then the movie goes bonkers but having a medical examiner outright eat Jason's heart that's started beating again and now Jason has possessed him, and Jason can move from one body to another. Aside from two kills, this has moved away from Camp Crystal Lake, and finally we meet more members of the Vorhees family.
None of the kills really stand out here, and the most spectacular moment is when Jason is killed at the beginning (and he actually makes grunts and groans here). It's more about the punishment Jason can take, and you're just waiting for that final moment for Jason to actually go to Hell.
Just one more to go, and then i can finally close the door on this franchise.
11. Jason X (2001)
So we have a group of people trapped on a ship in the middle of nowhere with an unstoppable killer.
Go watch Alien instead. Or if you want a campy sci-fi story with teens on a ship, go watch the '90s Nickelodeon series Space Cases.
12. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
While not as good as The Dream Warriors or even the first movie, I enjoyed this one. The stakes are higher because people dreaming can call in other sleeping people and Freddy can kill them too, plus we have the returning souls mechanic. Freddy seems wittier in this one (including the popular shot of him putting on sunglasses), and it serves as a reminder of why I prefer Freddy over Jason and Michael Myers. Great visuals and soaked in the '80s, Elm Street's still got it...for now.
13. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
I'm not quite sure what it is, but I'm just not into this one. Probably because the movie breaks the fundamental premise and has these...waking dreams, I guess where Freddy can attack whether you're actually asleep or not. The best death is the ocmic book one, and they wind up falling back on Amanda Krueger (already covered in Elm Street 3). Oh, and Alice is having a baby, I guess.
This one is a big fat "Eh".
14. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
aka The One With The Power Glove
The movie begins by telling the viewers that every child in Springwood is dead. Shouldn't this be getting national attention? Doesn't the constant mentions of Freddy Krueger among the children about to die mean anything? If there are no dreams to invade, shouldn't this trap Freddy in limbo?
This is a weird one because Springwood has been a mess of insane adults and a weird loop that brings the kid back to this statue that I guess Freddy is causing? The kills get a little too wacky here, and the ending is so unsatisfying.
And so ends my time with the slashers...at least until the remake, which I'm only doing because it came with the iTunes bundle.
15. Evil Dead (2013)
Finishing this franchise to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the original movie. This isn't quite a remake, but it's not quite a sequel either, bringing in a new cast of character and the circumstances of what happens and why they're out there. It's certainly worthy of its name, with plenty of gore, make up, prop effects, and possessed acting. I certainly wasn't expecting the climax either.
16. Land of the Dead (2005)
A movie the asks the question "What if zombies were actually intelligent?"...which was covered in Day of the Dead. Half of the plot is about zombies breaching a walled city...which is kind of like Dawn of the Dead. The other half is about the hijacking of an armored truck called Dead Reckoning, which looks cool...but that's the only interesting thing about that plotline. Really, you're just waiting for the zombies to get Dennis Hopper, because you know it's coming.
17. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
"We did promise our publisher a third book." And there it is.
Based on the first Chinese emperor Qin Shi Huang, The Mummy doesn't even give its villain a name, simply calling him "The Emperor". Rick and Evelyn's son John is all grown up, and thus we get Indiana Jones-esque family drama. You get the friend of the main character who's really just a money grubber who'll betray the hero at the first opportunity.
Yep, it's a Mummy movie, alright.
18. Son of Frankenstein (1939)
This feels like a sequel to a Frankenstein adaptation I didn't see. The only constant between this and the 1931 movie is Boris Karloff as The Monster. Also joining us is Bela Lugosi as Ygor, and he's easily the best performance of the movie. Most of the movie is Baron Frankenstein being defensive about his experiments while Ygor runs amok, and the writers do try to avoid making this feel like a retread of the original. It's not as good as the first 2, but it's not a bad movie at all.
19. Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
Following up on Son of Frankenstein, this movie brings in Dr. Frankenstein's other son Ludwig, who wants to distance himself from his father and brother, and wants to restore honor to the family name. Bela Lugosi returns as Ygor, but Boris Karloff is no longer the monster. He's played by Lon Chaney Jr, fresh off his starring role in The Wolf Man, and in the end, I think it turned out for the best, even if the monster doesn't have the signature grunts and growls Karloff could pull off. There's a plot twist near the end that makes me want to see how House follows it up, but then the movie just...stops. You know the monster's not dead, it's just a matter of waiting for it to come back, which is how the slashers of the '80s feel.