Revolutions watch continued:
-Was excited for Toni Storm, but the first half of this Toni/The Vurtuoso match is boring. It's like it's in slow mo how they counter and reverse each other. It got better but felt overly drawn out with just how slow it felt early on. Like even the set ups and transitions seemed slow.
-Toni storm getting an old time effect before and after her matches though is perfecto.
-Oh shit Ospreay vs Takeshita next. Ok
-Actually the hype video for this match is great. They both look beastly
-AEW mentions time limits to the matches a lot, is this like a freedom of creatives kind of thing? Like do your thing but you have a set time?
-God Damn, Ospreay is good. Like 2 minutes in and there's been like 2 punches that looked amazing and the leg take down. He just instantly looks so good.
-Ospreay's slaps are not playing around, but Takeshita's dive out of the ring over Ospreays.
-Takeshita shows so much strength in this match. One time taking Ospreay on all fours on the ground in to a german suplex but he wasn't even planted. No idea how he fucking threw Ospreay around like that.
-The back and forth elbows to the head and neck are nuts.
-I literally don't even know what was going on in the corner, but it looked insane. The multple misses then Takeshita bringing Ospreay down straight on the corner
-These guys are literally doing shit I can barely understand what is going on. So many reverses and insane switches.
-That was a god damn match. I need a break.
-The bow, the ROH guy coming out with the stair down and then the hug. Closest this has felt to a damn shonen manga.
-Damn it looks like his back is legit fucked up with lacerations and rub burn.
-Swerve, Hangman, and Somoa. No idea really what to expect here.
-Joe is cool
-I'm not saying this match is bad by anymeans, but man is it a momentum swing lol
-The crowd is even dead. Swerve's side guy randomly has to go around yelling who's house it is lol The last match they barely stopped chanting
-Hangman pulling out the ref out of the ring seems like the first thing that's brought the audience alive.
-It's funny hearing the announcer just saying "There's no ref. You're fucked dude." haha
-Hangman and the ref seems to be it's own b plot. He fucking hates this ref lmao
-"Did he tap out because of the choke hold or to keep the belt from Swerve? That's a debate we could have for months and years." I doubt
-Sting and Sting Jr vs the Survivor Ozzy wannabes
-Man, sting look old
-Holy fuck Ric Flair! Talk about fucking old jesus crhist! He's walking out already haunting this bitch.
-I never thought Sting would name his kid with a name like Darby, but ok.
-Feels mean having the silent movie type music over the Sting old footage lol Not that old, damn
-Does Sting and his gimmick still have menace? How does sting work in 2020's? This team is 15-0?
-People coming out in his old get ups is honestly cool
-Damn they had sting go 28-0 haha they really signed him and was like don't worry you'll never lose
-Wait, they're his sons?! Ok that's kinda cool, have his kids there in his old fits.
-It was nice of the Ozzy wannabes offer themselves for this retirement ceremonial beating.
-GLASS
-Ric Flair out here looking like fucking Station from Bill and Ted's
-"hes all bandaged up and still bleading" There is literally not a single bandage on his back lol
