I wonder if Jeff Cobb coming is the set up to the United Empire starting in AEW. I know originally ospreay wanted to bring it to AEW.
Being an eliminator match means THE MUSHEEN is gonna get his shit in and win. He can then lose the actual title shot
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I'm mildly for this as it would be humorous if Swerve's last three weeks were getting destroyed by the Wayne Family, getting destroyed by the Mogul Embassy, and then losing to Brian Cage. The only way to top it is if Trench got involved after.
i think I'd take a grudge match vs eliminator. No title vs title for someone that doesn't merit a title shot. But I'm also still begrudging AEW for how dull Team AEW is. It has now replaced The Elite vs House of Black for no build squandering fun, especially since it could be a company-wide angle.What about these?
A fun Collision and Rampage. Push Lady Frost!
I would want to die if I was seated next to this dude.
I would want to die if I was seated next to this dude.
Just catching up and starting Collision and I'm excited for this card. Give me more Ospreay and Copeland.
Was this guy shouting this at the ring or just loudly saying it to the person next to them?
Doesn't make a huge difference but I want to try to understand why someone would pay money to hate watch a show.
class clown behavior, he was shouting it for everybody to hear and high-fiving every other mark nearby who was reacting to his shit. ofc, he was with a group as well. lucky they didn't contribute, but they were happy enough watching a grown man make a fool outta himself.
luckily, for some reason he kept rotating between seats.
Please don't give Edgeland a supernatural gimmick, he already nixed that idea when in the Judgement Day and it was the right choice. Have him be a cocky smart-ass heel, it was always what he's been best at.
God, do I despise eliminator matches so much. I guess they feel they have to do them due to rankings, but still.
I don't actually want him to do spooky stuff, I just want him to have a more updated version of that look specially.
Purely just visual.
If he does do anything supernatural, sticking to just flickering lights and maybe the occasional mist because I'll admit that I marked out big time when they got Sting to do it.
I kinda wish i was there so I could have bounced all my booking ideas off him and everyone in the general area. But no high-fives.
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Oooo. Forgot about this. Can't wait.
Ode to Collision, May 11th, 2024
Saturday night's alright for a fight
We got Danielson and Claudio versus Top Flight
Dante goes hard and gets his shit in
But the Combat Club boys still get the win
Danielson's pissed and spits on the mic
"I'll protect AEW!" he says all shoot-like
There's just one question left up in the air
Was Claudio mad that he had no hair?
Then it was time for our seatbelts to fasten
For Lee Moriarty and the Aerial Assassin
Shane Taylor was pissed by the ringside, indeed
But Ospreay prevailed despite Taylor's bad deeds
Will thought "Tiger Driver," but said "I can't make 'er."
So he drilled Moriarty with a perfect Stormbreaker
But bruv! What?! A post-match attack?
STP and Will Ospreay, we're running it back?
After that, pre-recorded, the self-titled "that bitch"
Out there in Boston, throwing out the first pitch
A small, simple thing to put in the first hour
To remind all of us of Mone's star power
Hey, you like squashes? I got something to sell!
The Gates and MUHSHEEN pound three jobbers to hell
A decent promo then cut by Brian Cage
Lookin' like a boss from Streets of Rage
Swerve then comes down and handles his business
And smiles like the Joker getting Batman for Christmas
The champ's got some edge! (No, not Copeland. That's later)
Nice to see him unleash his inner hater (Miss ya, Jamie!)
Then Daniel Garcia in a two-minute match
A fan charged the ring, by two men he was snatched
They want to keep Daniel clear in our minds
For the fate of the company, whose face will he grind?
Oi! What's all this then? This lad Billington?
As if Dynamite Kid had been born again
He's fast and he's lean, and he loves Union Jacks
A Hart Brothers finish? Must be wrestling Dax
By the end, he is beaten, and the crowd is impressed
A damn fine impression, like the red on his chest
Now Okada wants Dax while Daniels yells at the Bucks
"I've been here since day one! And your attitude sucks!"
But whose side is he on? Do we really know?
Need a third eye to be opened on Wednesday's show
By the way, fans, Rosa's kicked off the rust
She's connecting with crowds after a slight readjust
She looks sharp against Robyn, then looks at the screen
Is this the best Thunder Rosa that we've ever seen?
Johnny TV then challenges PAC
A Rampage-ass match, but I'll cut it some slack
Then HOOK's in the streets, he prob can't see shit
Dude, pull up your hat, or find one that fits
But either way, HOOKer, I'll be watching with glee
To see you suplex a Learning Tree
It's main event time! It's Kyle and Cope!
In Vancouver colours, they kind of look dope
A battle hard-fought, a grueling duel
Prefer Adam here instead of Crown Jewel
The TNT title, still his by the end
But he holds on too tightly to O'Reilly's hand
Is our young Gandalf (Nigel's line, not mine)
About to turn evil for the very first time?
As I said at the start, it's alright for a fight
Collision is filled with stars so darn bright
So, as always with wrestling, if you liked it, that's cool
Just stay off Twitter and Reddit to avoid the tools
Grade: Streets of Rage-id R Superstars.
Saturday night's alright for a fight
We got Danielson and Claudio versus Top Flight
Dante goes hard and gets his shit in
But the Combat Club boys still get the win
Danielson's pissed and spits on the mic
"I'll protect AEW!" he says all shoot-like
There's just one question left up in the air
Was Claudio mad that he had no hair?
Then it was time for our seatbelts to fasten
For Lee Moriarty and the Aerial Assassin
Shane Taylor was pissed by the ringside, indeed
But Ospreay prevailed despite Taylor's bad deeds
Will thought "Tiger Driver," but said "I can't make 'er."
So he drilled Moriarty with a perfect Stormbreaker
But bruv! What?! A post-match attack?
STP and Will Ospreay, we're running it back?
After that, pre-recorded, the self-titled "that bitch"
Out there in Boston, throwing out the first pitch
A small, simple thing to put in the first hour
To remind all of us of Mone's star power
Hey, you like squashes? I got something to sell!
The Gates and MUHSHEEN pound three jobbers to hell
A decent promo then cut by Brian Cage
Lookin' like a boss from Streets of Rage
Swerve then comes down and handles his business
And smiles like the Joker getting Batman for Christmas
The champ's got some edge! (No, not Copeland. That's later)
Nice to see him unleash his inner hater (Miss ya, Jamie!)
Then Daniel Garcia in a two-minute match
A fan charged the ring, by two men he was snatched
They want to keep Daniel clear in our minds
For the fate of the company, whose face will he grind?
Oi! What's all this then? This lad Billington?
As if Dynamite Kid had been born again
He's fast and he's lean, and he loves Union Jacks
A Hart Brothers finish? Must be wrestling Dax
By the end, he is beaten, and the crowd is impressed
A damn fine impression, like the red on his chest
Now Okada wants Dax while Daniels yells at the Bucks
"I've been here since day one! And your attitude sucks!"
But whose side is he on? Do we really know?
Need a third eye to be opened on Wednesday's show
By the way, fans, Rosa's kicked off the rust
She's connecting with crowds after a slight readjust
She looks sharp against Robyn, then looks at the screen
Is this the best Thunder Rosa that we've ever seen?
Johnny TV then challenges PAC
A Rampage-ass match, but I'll cut it some slack
Then HOOK's in the streets, he prob can't see shit
Dude, pull up your hat, or find one that fits
But either way, HOOKer, I'll be watching with glee
To see you suplex a Learning Tree
It's main event time! It's Kyle and Cope!
In Vancouver colours, they kind of look dope
A battle hard-fought, a grueling duel
Prefer Adam here instead of Crown Jewel
The TNT title, still his by the end
But he holds on too tightly to O'Reilly's hand
Is our young Gandalf (Nigel's line, not mine)
About to turn evil for the very first time?
As I said at the start, it's alright for a fight
Collision is filled with stars so darn bright
So, as always with wrestling, if you liked it, that's cool
Just stay off Twitter and Reddit to avoid the tools
Grade: Streets of Rage-id R Superstars.
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These are awesome and I get a kick out of reading them every time. Thank you for taking the time and effort!
Thanks. <3 Glad you've gotten a kick out of 'em. I wrote longer reviews with a different format before, but they took super long, so I've changed things up and have gone with this format instead. Still takes a bit, but it's fun and manageable. :)
Mercedes should lose to Willow. TBS title reigns don't need to all be long but it's too early for Willow to lose. Just have Stat interfere to make it an unfair loss. Also takes us one step closer to Stat turning on Willow.
The real silliest part of Mercedes blaming Willow for getting injured is that Willow doesn't even touch Mercedes when she slips off the top rope.
The whole using injuries like that for storylines is something that I have never really been a fan of. I mean there are exceptions if it was something unfortunately obvious, but in most cases like this one it is really not needed and kind of lessens the whole thing.
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Just a drunk guy doing drunk things. SMH.
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The most surprising part of this story is that someone can get drunk on Bud Light.
I haven't looked at the footage recently but my recollection is Willow shifts her weight forward slightly which does cause Mercedes to move back and that's where she lost her balance.
Mercedes failed to deal with the new position, possibly due to the different turnbuckle shape or the ropes.
I'd have a tough time blaming Willow either in story or in real life which I guess is the reason they haven't shown the footage. All it does is show a cooperating move go wrong.
It's Monday. You know what that means. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Yooooo friend you did another one! I love these so much! No pressure to make them a regular thing of course, but I appreciate when you take the time to post 'em. 🔥
Yooooo friend you did another one! I love these so much! No pressure to make them a regular thing of course, but I appreciate when you take the time to post 'em. 🔥
You INJURED me, in this WRESTLING match, you BITCH.
Like, what are you usually doing unless it's trying to injure your opponent enough to win the match lol?
Like, what are you usually doing unless it's trying to injure your opponent enough to win the match lol?
While I am not the hugest fan of watching him wrestle in 2024 lol, after decades of watching stupid authority angles were every one acted scared of the power hungry boss I do enjoy AEW having the talents be like fuck you fire me I'm going to beat you're asses for disrespecting me. It's at least a slightly different take on an old story line.
Might as well get him in the rotation. Will Ospreay vs Scorpio Sky.
Dax vs Scorpio Sky.