This is gross, but it's Friday, so what the hell.
Long time ago I read an article on Reddit about this guy whose family took such solid craps, that they had a designated a 'poop knife' and hung it in their
laundry room that they used to slice up their excrement so it could flush.
At the time I thought "How bizarre", but flash-forward to now and I must admit that I now have a 'poop knife' living under the bathroom sink,
ready to go. The reason is my 8 year old daughter, if you can believe it. Everyone else seems to be able to poop normally, but she produces
huge poops that are completely solid and will not dissolve! She eats a pretty decent diet; lots of fibre and drinks a good amount of water, but her
poops are like nothing I've ever seen.
Every time she goes to the bathroom, I hear "Dad - the toilet is plugged again" and I have to work like hell to unplug it. One day when I was
doing this, I remembered that Reddit story and christened an old knife we used to use for camping as "THE POOP KNIFE". Believe me - it helps.
So I know I'm not the only one who has to deal with this. Anyone else want to admit that they have a poop knife?
Long time ago I read an article on Reddit about this guy whose family took such solid craps, that they had a designated a 'poop knife' and hung it in their
laundry room that they used to slice up their excrement so it could flush.
At the time I thought "How bizarre", but flash-forward to now and I must admit that I now have a 'poop knife' living under the bathroom sink,
ready to go. The reason is my 8 year old daughter, if you can believe it. Everyone else seems to be able to poop normally, but she produces
huge poops that are completely solid and will not dissolve! She eats a pretty decent diet; lots of fibre and drinks a good amount of water, but her
poops are like nothing I've ever seen.
Every time she goes to the bathroom, I hear "Dad - the toilet is plugged again" and I have to work like hell to unplug it. One day when I was
doing this, I remembered that Reddit story and christened an old knife we used to use for camping as "THE POOP KNIFE". Believe me - it helps.
So I know I'm not the only one who has to deal with this. Anyone else want to admit that they have a poop knife?