Aussie Woman says "fuck it" continues to drive with red belly black snake in car after 4 failed attempts to remove it
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Seriously, the lady is wild. How the fuck do you even contemplate sitting inside that vehicle, nevermind if she is wearing some make shift body armour, when there is a fucking huge ass snake sitting beside you like a motherfucking huge ass snake?
JFC
Just fucking abandon that car. It belongs to the streets now
JFC
Just fucking abandon that car. It belongs to the streets now
Your avatar is more frightening to us, tbh.
Aside from a few species, snakes are generally more scared of us and are very lazy. You do need to learn how to identify the asshole ones that would chase you up the stairs though.
I've seen Crash Bandicoot. He dies horrifically all the time.
I'm working on awareness of my intimidation factor.
But then you had to paint this colorful image of a wriggling rope bounding up stairs after me to sink its venomous fangs. Thanks.
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True, but it's generally the result of clumsiness rather than negligence. Crash would never fly his biplane or ride his polar bear cub if there were a dangerous snake onboard.
I don't know how you sleep at night with spiders as big as dinner plates within an hour vicinity. How do you even live in Australia?
Yes and it's important to acknowledge how much of the situation the animal controls and work with that.
Australia gave up on animal control after they lost the war against Emus
It's a real struggle with our high standard of living, universal healthcare, stunning beaches, varied environments, awesome food, award-winning wine, delicious beer, world class coffee culture, 60,000 years of human history, classic Australian larrikinism, four codes of football to enjoy and shockingly high ratio of attractive people. I'm trying to seek asylum elsewhere as we speak.
Red bellies are bros. My understanding is they kill brown snakes which are far more aggressive and dangerous mother fuckers.
No fucking chance I'm sitting in my care with one in there though.
No fucking chance I'm sitting in my care with one in there though.
How do people live in regions of USA with giant bears, earthquakes and town destroying tornados? In Australia we just have some bugs and spiders, adorable little friends.
The spider bites you in the foot and then you go back to sleep because there's work tomorrow. Simple. Spider mate just doing his job.
I live just south of Brisbane QLD and IMO Red bellies are fine, in my experiences they are not aggressive if you see one just stand still and it will go away. There are some just over my side fence, never come into my yard (that I have seen yet anyway).
Browns though, screw those things I have had one come up to my back door and they can seriously fuck you up.
Browns though, screw those things I have had one come up to my back door and they can seriously fuck you up.
Australians need to take the hint, that landmass wasn't meant for people and everyone should leave.
You are seriously underestimating how much people hate spiders and snakes. None of that even moves the needle for me.
right? this is the real takeaway from the story. Never thought about snake poop before. Is it like worm poop? probably not thats half soil or something. where is the butt on a snake?
To be fair, Funnel-webs are no joke.
In another country without the free healthcare and subsequently free anti-venom availability they would be quite a problem.
Otherwise yeah, its all pretty overblown internationally, lol
Yikes, makes me think twice about doing a working holiday there lol, I don't mind snakes but the venomous ones are seriously deadly in Australia. European vipers (adders) are nothing compared to the venomous snakes they have
What I really don't get is how 4 snake catchers can all fail at getting the snake out if the car? I ain't no Australian, but you have protective gear and it's rigt there, I feel like you should be able to grab it and just throw it out.
I have a 4 foot Ball Python (extremely docile snakes). She makes some pretty impressive turds. They usually come out in one solid log, in roughly the dimensions of whatever size rat she ate last.
Apparently one catcher did grab its tail but let go as it was not budging and didn't want to hurt it. It then hid into the dashboard somewhere. She's had people take apart the dash but the snake has found some hiding spots in the car somewhere and they didn't find it. It's winter here too so it's probably looking for a place to curl up until the warmer months and a car is a nice cosy spot for a snake. Could be in there for awhile.
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When I was in Oz we had a Red Back living in the CD tray of our stereo, we'd open sometimes to check on it and see it in the tray, then press the button and back in it would go.
Howay! She could have just called Gazza to coax it out of hiding with a box of chicken and a fishing rod.
Frinciac is based on the subtitles on the DVDs, and sometimes those cut corners.
