Some people are just habitual poop touchers.Why people don't back off when they see a burning trash pit?
He literally dived head first in it.
Yeah I've been worndering about that. Like this shit was out in the open for years
Good lord this black hole sucked in Ken Jennings too
2021 off to a great start
Nothing in the story indicates he actually knowsHow did this blithering idiot learn how to use a can opener himself?
Adam Orth is like "Damn dude, you're bad at tweeting!"Ruining your career by refusing to open a can of beans for your hungry daughter, bragging about it on Twitter, octupling down, and crescendoing with anti-Semitic/racist tweets has to be a new one that will never be repeated.
any archive of the bean story tweets? Trying to get my friends caught up.
oop didn't see it was trascribed. was looking for images of tweets. Thanks!
Man, it just dawned on me that this is the MBMBAM theme song guy.
What a wild day.
Hooooly shit. Crazy that tweets like this from fairly popular people can fly under the radar for so long.
The edges of the open lid are far more dangerous than the can opener itself.If a can opener was sharp enough to actually easily open a can, it's dangerous for a kid that age to use.
And if it's dull enough to not be dangerous, it takes too much strength to get it to cut into and open a can than a 9 year old would possess. (My parents owned a dull ass one for the longest time they wouldn't replace for some damn reason)
I don't think I started opening cans of ravioli on my own until I was in my early teens.
Fuck this guy lol
Before they do that there's gonna need to be more than a couple episodes of JJGO from 10 years ago that get scrubbed from history. Early MBMBAM is rough as well...Wonder if Maximum Fun is going to pull him off the WWII film podcast he's on.
Some of the tweets might be in that "I'm saying an offensive thing! Knowingly offensive things are funny!" Territory of jokes. But Uh . . . there are a good number of other tweets that just seem a problem. The activist judges one, for example. Granted, I didn't see that tweet until just now, so maybe MIB and others haven't seen that one. But I also am not going around defending Roderick either.The thing I always want to ask these people is, "what's the joke?" Like, where in those old tweets is the punchline I'm supposed to be laughing at that I'm clearly missing?
The edges of the open lid are far more dangerous than the can opener itself.
At age 10 I was in home ec and learning to cook. Don't underestimate kids of that age.
Seen it now too, kinda didn't care until this. The only other thing i could say is that my racist father forgot how to use a can opener and was really pissy about it when i could do it. Some old assholes will fall down if they don't have other assholes supporting them.Man, it just dawned on me that this is the MBMBAM theme song guy.
What a wild day.
Was trying to explain this shit to someone else today and this couldn't be more accurate