PLEASE don't try those places or I will be banned. Everything else I said was serious except the recommendations. Oh God please don't go there.
This is a sin and should never be mentioned.
Guy's American Kitchen in Times Square if it's still open (get the cream cheese tater tot deep dish with Donkey Sauce)
No it's fucking garbage pizzaAs a non New Yorker Im confused. Isnt Sbarro new york style pizza? I dont know Ive only tried them at shopping malls.
Some great god damn picks here.Reporting for straight up ignorance.
For real though, let me break this down for you newbies to NYC Pizza.
Best Value and Quality: Literally any Dollar Slice.
Best Traditional Slice (w/toppings): Joe's
Best Boogie Slice: Artichoke
Best Pure Pizza Experience (no slices, cash only, Final Destination): Lombardi's