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Blowjobs feel better than sex; fact

whats better feeling

  • BJ

    Votes: 47 25.8%

  • Sex

    Votes: 135 74.2%
  • Total voters
    182
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Cryptosporidium

Cryptosporidium

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Oct 25, 2017
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User banned (3 days): inappropriate thread. History of related behavior.
Just finished a date with a fine cougar, watched some dark crystal, got some head, and had some sex. But heres the thing that I've been thinking about for a while. BJs > Sex. Theres more going on, you get a handy J while she suckle your wiener (think Perfect Cell absorbing 17) whereas with sex its just slapping your pelvis inside her
 
Dest

Dest

Has seen more 10s than EA ever will
Coward
Jun 4, 2018
14,072
Work
hey look not everyone gets head like you do buddy
slow the fuck down
 
Van Bur3n

Van Bur3n

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
26,089
Cryptosporidium said:
Just finished a date with a fine cougar, watched some dark crystal, got some head, and had some sex. But heres the thing that I've been thinking about for a while. BJs > Sex. Theres more going on, you get a handy J while she suckle your wiener (think Perfect Cell absorbing 17) whereas with sex its just slapping your pelvis inside her
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Blue Skies

Blue Skies

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Mar 27, 2019
9,224
Idk I feel awkward during
Like, do I just lay back and enjoy?

I like the more táctile hands on feeling of sex.
plus, it's like a game, you gotta make em cum too
 
SnakeXs

SnakeXs

Member
Oct 28, 2017
3,111
The part where you do the least is consistently the best?

The common factor here is you. Your game so weak even you don't enjoy it.
 

reKon

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,747
Cryptosporidium said:
Just finished a date with a fine cougar, watched some dark crystal, got some head, and had some sex. But heres the thing that I've been thinking about for a while. BJs > Sex. Theres more going on, you get a handy J while she suckle your wiener (think Perfect Cell absorbing 17) whereas with sex its just slapping your pelvis inside her
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lmao
 
Trey

Trey

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,037
Blowjobs are sex. If you mean oral sex feels better than penetrative sex, then straight men will probably disagree with you, gay men might be a toss up, and everyone else will most likely agree with you.
 

Tanerian

Member
Feb 24, 2018
1,380
Hand jobs are the absolute fucking worst. I hate them, I hate them even when a chick is also blowing me. Use your hand to hold it steady or get it the fuck off me.

I agree in theory though. I'm not sure they "feel" better, based on feelings alone, but the mental aspect of not having to devote any single piece of your brain power to anything other than the feeling on your dick is pretty great.
 

Figgles

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
2,568
Sex is significantly better. BJs are probably better if you're out of shape or lazy.
 
Okabe

Okabe

Is Sometimes A Good Bean
Member
Aug 24, 2018
19,953
Blue Skies said:
Idk I feel awkward during
Like, do I just lay back and enjoy?

I like the more táctile hands on feeling of sex.
plus, it's like a game, you gotta make em cum too
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I mean you could do that or uh use your hands on head for a more uh intense pleasure.

Anyways nah sex is the goat
 
AcademicSaucer

AcademicSaucer

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,694
Cryptosporidium said:
Just finished a date with a fine cougar, watched some dark crystal, got some head, and had some sex. But heres the thing that I've been thinking about for a while. BJs > Sex. Theres more going on, you get a handy J while she suckle your wiener (think Perfect Cell absorbing 17) whereas with sex its just slapping your pelvis inside her
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Dude no, your pelvis doesnt go there
 
Merc_

Merc_

â–˛ Legend â–˛
Member
Oct 28, 2017
6,546
lmao the best part to you is where your partner does all the work. You're really telling on yourself with that one.
 
Apath

Apath

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,120
BJ feels better than sex with a condom and is less messy than sex without a condom. That's about it for the advantages.
 
Kuro

Kuro

Member
Oct 25, 2017
20,735
First of all, titjobs are better and second, sex is the best and fourth, completing a high level raid with randoms in an MMO is better than sex.
 
BFIB

BFIB

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,691
My wife looks up at me while giving me a BJ. I can't even imagine what face I make.
 
subpar spatula

subpar spatula

Refuses to Wash his Ass
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
22,187
it depends on the peron's skill. a lot of blowjobs are meh, so is a lot of sex. for every cell absorbing 17 you have 10 cat tongues
 
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