Bruce Willis looking lost and/or constipated on movie posters
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I can't tell if I like the poster to "The Prince" or "Set Up" more. The Prince poster has the most self-aware, 'wait where am i?' expression, and the composition for the Set Up has him looking in a completely different direction than his co-stars.
Also, I could have sworn that was a chubby Jason Statham on the "Fire with Fire" poster, at first glance.
Also, I could have sworn that was a chubby Jason Statham on the "Fire with Fire" poster, at first glance.
the man doesnt give a fuck anymore
he's been doing movies since the 80's.
its all about the money now
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You don't troll Walmart dvd bins or the end of streaming suggestions?
Gotta pay the mortgage. Still I'm surprised at the number. Rivaling Val Kilmer's straight-to-DVD filmography.
"Give us your best Encino Man Pauly Shore impression, Mr. Willis!"I'm not sure what look he was going for on the Hudson Hawk poster
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He has a small mouth like Sean Payton coach of the New Orleans Saints and it contributes.
Where can one watch any of these unheard of movies?
Where can one watch any of these unheard of movies?
Does he have money problems or something? It could be for the love of it, but his Expendables 3 demands suggest otherwise.
Aroused?I'm not sure what look he was going for on the Hudson Hawk poster
On the contrary. Bruce likes to show up for 1-2 days of work and get paid a cool million bucks. He's barely in all of those movies.
I was expecting a Nicholas Cage IRS tale of woe as an explanation, but I couldn't find anything.
Basically I read that these movies all have Bruce in top billing but he only shows up in a couple of scenes and gets paid big time.
They're easy paychecks. A day or 2 of work, no press tours.
Yup.
Not only is he doing straight to dvd trash, but doesn't the name order mean he's not even getting top billing?
Was about to post that.
His career took a weird turn at some point.
IIRC Demi Moore took him to the cleaners in their divorce and he has a bigger than usual entourage. Also I think he pays all his (adult) children's financial stuff.
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Cage has made a lot of shitty movies, weird thing is that he actually stars in them and they take work to film. Look at this ass-lookin' movie with Hayden Christensen, Cage seems to be in tons of scenes and has to fight and shit:
Meanwhile Willis just strolls on set for a couple of days and picks up his mili, lol.
Already? He's been on this train for the better part of the last decade. It started while you could still rent DVDs.
I think his "million dollar a day policy" was the reason why he wasn't part of Expendables 3. Not that the movie would've been saved by that.
there aren't a lot of walmarts where i live. and for some reason my streaming selection is just big breasted anime girls..who knows how that came to be...