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Chinese man makes ‘mosquito-killing diary’ to document defeated foes

SilentPanda

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It can be extremely annoying to hear mosquitos buzzing in your ears late at night when you are trying to sleep. A man from Shenzhen, China was felt so harassed that he recently created a "Mosquito-killing Diary" that documented all his defeated foes.
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He taped the dead mosquitos onto a diary and included small blood smears, creating a bleak image. He also detailed the time of death and his thoughts on the defeat, which included entries like, "4/29 the foe has eluded me," and "this is it!"

He also revealed that on April 27, he held a small victory of killing 5 mosquitos in one night. As the social media user constantly complains to friends and family about his plight, he decided to debut his "Mosquito-Killing Diary" to prove to them just how heroic he is.
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陸男每晚打蚊子打到崩潰！ 他秀「滅蚊日記」怨念超深｜Chinese man makes 'mosquito-killing diary' to document defeated foes | The China Post, Taiwan

晚上睡覺時最怕聽見耳邊響起蚊子的嗡嗡聲，一名大陸深圳的男子每晚睡覺都被蚊子擾得不得安寧，打蚊子打到崩潰的他怒將打死的蚊子製作成一本「滅蚊日記」，引發網友討論。根據陸媒《長沙政法頻道》報導，這名男網友最近飽受被蚊子叮咬之苦，某天他突發奇想，決定把自己每晚的「滅蚊戰跡」記錄下來。
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HStallion

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Everyone's laughing till he pulls out his binder full of neighborhood pets he killed because they were making too much noise.
 

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there's a time i killed 10 with my hands in one day, you got lots to learn young sith apprentice, you must feel your rage to kill mosquitos
 
Bard

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True diary would be to leave the smear on the wall as a warning for other mosquitos.
 

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I read the title as "dairy" and was excited to read about some milk that attracted and poisoned mosquitos...
 
Chopchop

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This would work as a WeekendEra thread.

"Does anyone else keep a diary of mosquitos you've killed?"
 
Tokyo_Funk

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This guy's next step is making tiny little crucifixes, nailing them carefully, putting them in a spot for all the other mosquitoes to see with a sign that reads "Let this be a warning to all of you"
 
Melpomene

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Gotta take it a step further and include an epitaph for each one of them, frankly.

this is mildly uncomfortable, though I understand the animosity.
 
Amalthea

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Journalist: And what's in that huge, 6 feet notebook?

Mosquito guy: You wanna find out?

Journalist: Not really...
 
Yes

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As a kid, me and my friend sat down, waited for the mosquitos, killed hundreds of them and put them in a jar and closed the lid. A few days later the jar was full of maggots. Fucking disgusting.
 
R2RD

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That reminds of visiting my grandma in the countryside as a child. My cousins and I would start a competition of who can kills the most mosquito at night. We would get like 20 kills each before going to bed.
 
eXistor

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One of the best decisions I've made in life was getting mosquito screens for my bedroom windows.
 
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