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Chocolate eating: chew or let it melt?

Do you chew up chocolate or let it melt in the mouth?

  • Chewer

    Votes: 205 77.7%

  • Let it melt

    Votes: 95 36.0%
  • Total voters
    264
Anthony Hopkins

Anthony Hopkins

Banned
Feb 10, 2018
17,534
When eating chocolate are you a chewer or a melter?

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Dam, wrong section.
To much chocolate and chilli soup.
 
Gundam

Gundam

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
12,801
Only good chocolate is cold chocolate. Even frozen. So you gotta cronc on it.
 
chobel

chobel

Attempting to circumvent ban with an alt-account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
1,493
Melter here. Chewing is for savages.
 
vivftp

vivftp

Member
Oct 29, 2017
19,781
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I prefer to play with my chocolate
 
Gundam

Gundam

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
12,801
I forgot we were supposed to be unfunny when topics got posted in the wrong spot


uh

chocolate? more like, lootbox dlc
 
oreomunsta

oreomunsta

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
4,344
Everything except plain M&M's: Chew

Plain M&M's: Cram as many into my mouth as I can like a disgusting monster and let them melt
 
Strangelove_77

Strangelove_77

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Banned
Oct 25, 2017
13,392
I'm chewing it. I've got other shit to do than melting chocolate in my mouth.
 

Objektivity

Banned
Nov 18, 2017
1,058
Why can't y'all be normal. How is this even a question? How does one even eat a chocolate candy bar and how long does it take? Take a bite wait 5 minutes for it to dissolve, take another bite wait another 5 minutes for it to dissolve?
 
SnakeXs

SnakeXs

Member
Oct 28, 2017
3,111
I usually try to let it melt but then I chomp away like a heathen with no restraint. It's awful.
 
DonMigs85

DonMigs85

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
2,770
For Reese's Cups I prefer refrigerated or even frozen, most others are best at room temperature
 
Chaosblade

Chaosblade

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Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,603
Have to let good chocolate melt. Flavor is best when you savor it.

Stuff like Reeses, chew.

Then Hersey's goes straight to the trash.
 
sph3re

sph3re

One Winged Slayer
Avenger
Oct 28, 2017
8,412
Chew. Aero is a slap in the face to chocolate bars everywhere. How lazy do you have to be, not wanting to chew your food?
 
Koo

Koo

Member
Dec 10, 2017
1,863
Gundam said:
Only good chocolate is cold chocolate. Even frozen. So you gotta cronc on it.
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Agree, I love the cronc bit with biting into chocolate.

Overall tho if chocolate is mushy or soft, I'm not going to chew it. I'll just let it melt at that point. But let me cronc it first. :D
 
Pet

Pet

More helpful than the IRS
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
7,070
SoCal
Who the fuck chews chocolate.

A proper dark chocolate melts in your mouth.



Barbarians, the lot of y'all.
 
shenden

shenden

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,312
Depends on the choclate type, but mostly I find my mouth getting dry from the melted chocolate(sort of like peanutbutter cream) so I prefer chewing then I guess.
 
Fallout-NL

Fallout-NL

Member
Oct 30, 2017
6,732
Depends on how pure it is. Really dark chocolate, I can enjoy melting that a little bit. Regular chocolate I prefer to scarf down fast.
 
Tokyo_Funk

Tokyo_Funk

Banned
Dec 10, 2018
10,053
Why not snort it, drink milk and then swoosh it in your mouth.

Kidding aside, I love Belgian chocolate because it is already beautifully soft when you eat it.
 
aerie

aerie

wonky
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
8,052
I quite like to put it in the freezer before eating it and then chew it. I get headaches quite often and I find a few little pieces of a dark chocolate bar that's been frozen that I can chew on really helps.
 
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