"Resident Evil is a love-less franchise."
That's an absolute load of bullshit. A sex-less franchise filled by 50 year old virgins, sure, but loveless ? Hell no.
We're talking about the video gaming franchise featuring the man, the myth, the legend : Chris Redfield.
And yes, I said it. Chris is bi. He's had three different lovers in his life.
In Resident Evil 5, Chris takes on a mission in Africa that goes south immediatly, with every BSAA squad in the region getting killed and mutilated. But none of that even faze him, not in the slightest. On the contrary, it makes him even more focused on his objective. An objective that he's willing to die for. He even tries to have Sheva abandon him because he knows that it's crazy, but it's something so dear to him that he'll do anything and go anywhere just for the small chance that it might work.
That objective's name ? His "partner", Jill Valentine, who seemingly died saving him years ago.
But Chris never believed the official version, he knew in his heart that she was still alive. So he trained to be better and searched for her for year.
And when he finally finds her and free her from Wesker's grasp, Jill has to convince to go save the world because that dumbass would prefer to stay with Jill instead.
Just look at this.
Tell me, is that the words and action of a totally not in-love dude ?
Now, we don't know how Chris and Jill turned out since well, we haven't seen Jill ever since.
But don't worry, that doesn't mean Chris was alone.
Meet his second lover, Piers Nivans.
This time, Chris is the one that need saving.
After a traumatic event, an amnesiac Chris disappear in the wild. And after six month of search, Piers finally found him and start bringing him back to the light.
Soon after, Chris is sent back into hell, where the traumatic event that made him leave starts happening over again. He loses everyone around him and his sanity is slipping, he starts making bad decisions..
But thankfully, Piers is still there to bring him back to the light, to help him every step of the way, to help him remember who he is. Because he believes in him, in his "Captain".
But sadly, for the second time, Chris's love decide to sacrifice himself for him.
Piers knows his time is up, but Chris can't accept that.
He's screaming, pleading, snorting and crying. But there's nothing he can do.
Tell me, is that the words and action of a totally not in-love dude ?
And in the end, after this two love-full but sex-less adventures, Chris is left with his first love. His one true love.
The one he'll do everything for, the one he's sure to have for the rest of his life. The one he can be sure he's never gonna have to say no to, in the bedroom.
The Mission.
This man is the best bi-asexual icon in the gaming world. Hell, in the entire world even.
We can all learn from a man who gives his whole heart but no dick.
I don't know what life has still in store for you Chris, but I hope you'll get the sex-less happy ending that you truly deserve.
That's an absolute load of bullshit. A sex-less franchise filled by 50 year old virgins, sure, but loveless ? Hell no.
We're talking about the video gaming franchise featuring the man, the myth, the legend : Chris Redfield.
And yes, I said it. Chris is bi. He's had three different lovers in his life.
In Resident Evil 5, Chris takes on a mission in Africa that goes south immediatly, with every BSAA squad in the region getting killed and mutilated. But none of that even faze him, not in the slightest. On the contrary, it makes him even more focused on his objective. An objective that he's willing to die for. He even tries to have Sheva abandon him because he knows that it's crazy, but it's something so dear to him that he'll do anything and go anywhere just for the small chance that it might work.
That objective's name ? His "partner", Jill Valentine, who seemingly died saving him years ago.
But Chris never believed the official version, he knew in his heart that she was still alive. So he trained to be better and searched for her for year.
And when he finally finds her and free her from Wesker's grasp, Jill has to convince to go save the world because that dumbass would prefer to stay with Jill instead.
Just look at this.
Tell me, is that the words and action of a totally not in-love dude ?
Now, we don't know how Chris and Jill turned out since well, we haven't seen Jill ever since.
But don't worry, that doesn't mean Chris was alone.
Meet his second lover, Piers Nivans.
This time, Chris is the one that need saving.
After a traumatic event, an amnesiac Chris disappear in the wild. And after six month of search, Piers finally found him and start bringing him back to the light.
Soon after, Chris is sent back into hell, where the traumatic event that made him leave starts happening over again. He loses everyone around him and his sanity is slipping, he starts making bad decisions..
But thankfully, Piers is still there to bring him back to the light, to help him every step of the way, to help him remember who he is. Because he believes in him, in his "Captain".
But sadly, for the second time, Chris's love decide to sacrifice himself for him.
Piers knows his time is up, but Chris can't accept that.
He's screaming, pleading, snorting and crying. But there's nothing he can do.
Tell me, is that the words and action of a totally not in-love dude ?
And in the end, after this two love-full but sex-less adventures, Chris is left with his first love. His one true love.
The one he'll do everything for, the one he's sure to have for the rest of his life. The one he can be sure he's never gonna have to say no to, in the bedroom.
The Mission.
This man is the best bi-asexual icon in the gaming world. Hell, in the entire world even.
We can all learn from a man who gives his whole heart but no dick.
I don't know what life has still in store for you Chris, but I hope you'll get the sex-less happy ending that you truly deserve.
