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MinusTydus

The Fallen
Jul 28, 2018
8,200
Wouldn't ya just LOVE to see his browser history, and what's on HIS hard drives...?


A Christian activist from Ohio is planning to sue the NFL for its Super Bowl halftime performance that he felt was a display of "pornography" and viewed by children without the approval of their parents.

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Last Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show featured performances from Jennifer Lopez and Shakira that Dave Daubenmire felt were inappropriate.

"I think we ought to sue," he said. "Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son – whose hormones are just starting to operate – was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?" He also asked: "Could I go into a courtroom and say, 'viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire?"

"I think it's pornography. I think it shouldn't be coming into our homes, but I'm not worried about my personal salvation because of pornography," Daubenmire said. "I'm worried about innocent children who are viewing it without the approval of their parents.

Daubenmire told Newsweek his fight is for parental rights to keep pornography out of the minds of children. "Soft pornography was pumped into homes of God-fearing people without the approval of their parents. That's my point."

Daubenmire said that the halftime performance was filled with unsolicited "crotch shots" from Lopez and Shakira. He later explained to Newsweek that if the NFL wanted to do that, they have should warned their viewers beforehand.

"If the NFL wants to have crotch shots at halftime, put up a warning 'May not be suitable for young children,'" he said.

"It's a hyperbole," Daubenmire later said of how he came up with that monetary figure. "I said it right off the top of my head, I just threw some big number out there. In my opinion, there's not a big enough number to sue them for."


Clutch your pearls as you watch the porn halftime show in question below:




Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children if old?!
 

DrArchon

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,485
Bro, you voted for the guy that creeped on Ms. Universe contestants and repeatedly groped women.

Sit your ass down.
 

jelly

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
33,841
Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son – whose hormones are just starting to operate – was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?"

Hahahaha.

Warning, Following footage might cause boners.
 

SerAardvark

Member
Oct 25, 2017
986
I am glad someone is standing up for my eternal soul after it was viciously assaulted by these wanton harlots
 

pvin626

Member
Nov 16, 2017
841
"It's a hyperbole," Daubenmire later said of how he came up with that monetary figure. "I said it right off the top of my head, I just threw some big number out there. In my opinion, there's not a big enough number to sue them for."
LMAO
 

StarStorm

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
7,602
There's not a big enough number to sue them for? Come on bro. Almost 900 trillion lmao. You ain't getting anything besides being a laughing stock for everyone to see.
 

Doomsayer

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,621
This is an actual person.

I'm struggling to comprehend that someone, in the year 2020, actually exists and thinks this way.

I seriously can't fathom this shit.
 

HStallion

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
62,262
What could go wrong for a frivolous fool hardy lawsuit against a bunch of billionaires with armies of lawyers?
 

King Alamat

Member
Nov 22, 2017
8,124
All the effort that went into this lawsuit could've been better spent raising his son. Actually scratch that, the less time the son has to spend around this weirdo, the better.
 

Dust

C H A O S
Member
Oct 25, 2017
32,325
Oh yeah, my eyes were assaulted too.
Hundred trillion dollars please.