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Slayven

Never read a comic in his life
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
93,192

A Tennessee police department is warning residents to stop flushing drugs down their toilet and sinks out of fear they could create "meth gators."
"Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth," according to a Loretto Police Department social media post. "Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do."

*begins writing pitch for Jurassic World 3*
 

Saganator

Member
Oct 26, 2017
7,094
Maybe if people weren't terrified of getting caught with possession of meth they wouldn't feel the need to flush it. Maybe if people could get treatment instead of jail time you could kill like 30 birds with one stone. But what about the those poor private for profit prison executives?! Fuck.
 

Kalnet

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Oct 25, 2017
1,046
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Okay then
 

Shodan14

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
9,410
I really do wish that more people knew that you're supposed to take your leftover/expired drugs back to the pharmacy.
 

BLEEN

Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,892
Cops should stop raiding people's homes if they don't want this problem lmao

1, 2, 3, 4... fuck the cops.
 

Force_XXI

Member
Oct 29, 2017
2,188
Would love to see the movie

Guy flushes tiny gram baggy

Entire world turns into meth zombies
 

Dr. Mario

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Oct 27, 2017
13,889
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Meth. Not even once.



Hey Florida, here's a thought, if you are so worried people flush drugs down the toilet out of fear getting caught, maybe lower the penalty of getting caught.
 

Chikor

Banned
Oct 26, 2017
14,239
So is this based on literally any evidence? What does this quote even mean?

"They've had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help," police wrote."

Edit: Folks, it's all bullshit
Sure, it might sounds implausible and downright stupid, but it's the police, ain't no way they're saying something about drugs which isn't true and 100% backed by facts.

p.s.
Seriously people, they lie and make shit about "bad" drugs just as much as they lie and make shit about weed.
 

Akira86

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,594
If the gators will go out of the swamps and enforce a law unto themselves, I'm all for it.
 

AnansiThePersona

Started a revolution but the mic was unplugged
Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,682
Lets keep flushing different drugs down the toilet until we create a chimera
 

JetBazooka

Banned
Jan 25, 2018
336
Why? Im sorry but if you are going to tell people to stop doing something we are going to need some explanations. Does it kill the animals? Does it make the animals stronger? Does it make the animals more hostile?