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The one time I had an embarrassingly premature ejaculation was with one of the 2 or 3 best looking women I've ever hooked up with.

This was after weeks of sexting/talking about being FWB's etc.

We hooked up within like 2 minutes of meeting in person but I came embarrassingly fast (like legit 90 seconds) and she just said "this isn't going to work" and immediately left my apartment half naked before I even had a chance to make up for it.

The next couple of times I had sex I was fucking terrified but I was back to normal. Have ZERO idea why it went so badly.
LOL what a cornball. She can get the fuck out. I just cum. It may be five minutes it may be 15 seconds... don't care. I'm not trying to he someone else in bed or put on some performance. I just let nature run it's course. Never had any complaints. You can always do other things and the second time around always goes long. It's just the way nature made us.
 

Ernest

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Did you tell her your age?
Yeah. When we first met and up to when I asked her out, I assumed she was older, and she assumed I was younger. Didn't discover our actual ages until talking during our date.
If anything her being that young hurt her chances with me rather than the reverse. It's just the getting old aspect of it that stung.
It was actually something we laughed about.
 

Phonzo

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LOL what a cornball. She can get the fuck out. I just cum. It may be five minutes it may be 15 seconds... don't care. I'm not trying to he someone else in bed or put on some performance. I just let nature run it's course. Never had any complaints. You can always do other things and the second time around always goes long. It's just the way nature made us.
So how do they respond when you do it in 15sec or anything under 2min?
 

PatMan

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LOL what a cornball. She can get the fuck out. I just cum. It may be five minutes it may be 15 seconds... don't care. I'm not trying to he someone else in bed or put on some performance. I just let nature run it's course. Never had any complaints. You can always do other things and the second time around always goes long. It's just the way nature made us.
That's a very selfish way to approach sex. She dodged a bullet imo.
 

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The only way this story gets worse is if you're not Chinese.
HAHAHA that'd have been a good idea if I had just denied being Chinese. Then again I'm pretty sure the dude had yellow fever and I can't really pass as a non-Asian..

That's ... all kinds of messed up.
Needless to say his comment made me even more angry than I already was about the firecrackers, so I acted even "less Chinese". I think he got a culture shock and that was that lol.
 

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So how do they respond when you do it in 15sec or anything under 2min?
I've never had anyone walk out or get offended. I've only ever heard of this happening in movies. That is some bullshit if anyone does though (screw them) but it's their choice so go for it. No way am I ever apologizing for naturally letting my body do it's thing. I've came fast on several occasions especially the first time with someone I REALLY like and if it's the first orgasm I've had in a while. She usually just laughs... it is only weird and awkward if you make it awkward... the last long in bed macho bullshit is a creation of porn and media and ridiculous standards for what sex should be like. Calling it being a "fair lover" is really just laundering this problem through an entirely different issue. I'm not changing myself for anyone. Every woman I've been with after I took on this mindset has been cool with it since I am genuine about how I feel. You can kiss, cuddle and do other sex things until you're ready to do penetration again. Takes like 20 minutes of waiting. No way would I ever hold back a nut or apologize for cumming quick.

That's a very selfish way to approach sex. She dodged a bullet imo.
No it isn't.

What a selfish attitude and combined with your history of unprotected sex it shows who you really are. Literally this post is "Fuck you I got my nut."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And if I nut, I nut. No way I'm holding back and being a clown trying to be something I'm not in bed.
 
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PatMan

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I've never had anyone walk out or get offended. I've only ever heard of this happening in movies. That is some bullshit if anyone does though (screw them) but it's their choice so go for it. No way am I ever apologizing for naturally letting my body do it's thing. Maybe a question or two from her but I'm not changing myself for anyone. Usually they are cool. You can kiss, cuddle and do other sex things until you're ready to penetration again. Takes like 20 minutes of waiting.

No it isn't.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And if I nut, I nut. No way I'm holding back and being a clown trying to be something I'm not in bed.
For pour future partners sake, I recommend kegals and masturbating more. Will make you last longer. It is selfish btw, but I always approach sex as an act of love. I guess if you just want to bust a nut you can do that.
 
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And if I nut, I nut. No way I'm holding back and being a clown trying to be something I'm not in bed.

I do wonder what those Russian girls see in you, no girl was interested in you when you lived with your parents in the US. Hey, did you get the results back from the STD clinic yet? I hope your clean and didn't catch anything you could pass onto the girls.
 

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I do wonder what those Russian girls see in you, no girl was interested in you when you lived with your parents in the US. Hey, did you get the results back from the STD clinic yet? I hope your clean and didn't catch anything you could pass onto the girls.
stay mad boi. You're a grown married man (with a kid?) insulting people on the internet.
 
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What a selfish attitude and combined with your history of unprotected sex it shows who you really are. Literally this post is "Fuck you I got my nut."
He said you can do other things though. He also said things could go better the second time around. I really think all he was trying to say was not to feel immense pressure to perform especially the first time. I don't know why you're turning it around into a bad thing but it sounds like you have a grudge on something he said before?

Honestly, I think just walking out on someone because they came prematurely is the bad thing here.
For pour future partners sake, I recommend kegals and masturbating more. Will make you last longer. It is selfish btw, but I always approach sex as an act of love. I guess if you just want to bust a nut you can do that.
you say this like he said he just cums, rolls over and goes to bed. Even in the post you quoted he said he does other things until he's ready to go again.
 

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I do admittingly have this fantasy of making a guy cum before he can even get it out of his pants but so far I have never been able to make that happen :p
 

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And if I nut, I nut. No way I'm holding back and being a clown trying to be something I'm not in bed.

Wow, Widdle Puppy went from being a socially awkward foreigner in Russia talking about visiting strip clubs and calling first dates "angels" to acting like a fuck boi in like 2 months, either that or your mask has slipped.
 

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Date in 2005.

"I'm voting BNP"

Dropped her instantly. Didn't even reply to her. Just walked out the pub and never returned her calls. Hoping she got the hint.
 

Raven117

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Some of yall really got shafted.

I can't recall anything that was truly abysmal.
 

Stinkles

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Many years ago I dated this wonderful Vietnamese girl. Intelligent, ambitious, funny, gorgeous.

We went to a steakhouse and the majority of front of house were "sassy" black women and her accent changed to match theirs and I died inside cause she had not done so when we first walked in.

It's her accent changing that did it. Not the type of accent. That's just a really weird and embarrassing thing people do sometimes subconsciously. I would have felt the same had she changed to British accent.

Congrats on dumping hot intelligent socially mobile empath.
 

Camstun187

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It's not so much the date saying something that destroyed ME, but instead destroyed her.

Whether it be saying you like to have fun and then having the most uninteresting follow-up to elaborate on, or just saying something racist as fuck (although I will admit, one time, I simply ignored it because she was too insane in bed to not have one more shot at the title), sometimes the date seemingly does it to themselves.

I've never actually been personally shat on really hard while on an actual date.
 
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ive made guys cum super fast before. It's both super depressing but at the same time a super huge ego boost, you know?

Explains how one girls soul got crushed when she couldnt get me to on several seperate occasions


"Tell me honestly if you find me attractive" is a question with no answer. Because she thinks youre either lying or a dick haha
 

Aldi

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It wasn't really a date but i met a girl when i was out on a night out who was keen on leaving with me to my flat. Everything was going great and it was nearly time for us to leave and after making out for some time she looked at me and smiled before saying - "You kiss just like your brother". I found out later that she'd previously had a one night stand with my younger brother and knew already who i was because i had previously met her with my brother when i was really drunk.

I don't think iv'e ever been turned off so quick. I told her i had to dash as i had been called into work early in the morning and said my goodbyes. I took her number but threw it away.

My brother thought it was hilarious.
 

Darren Lamb

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The worst word a woman can say on a date is:

"...oh."

That happened to me once and it was soul-crushing. Her attitude completely changed and she basically just killed it there, all because we were talking about music and I mentioned that I do musical theatre as a hobby.

We probably weren't going to go out again after that anyways, but man was that the hardest I've ever seen someone slam on the brakes with me. It was basically a "check please" sitcom moment.

Yeah this is what I've seen most often. Usually my dates go OK to good and we're civil with each other. I think a couple of times I've noticed my dates NOT having a good time but they were never as overtly explicit as some of the responses I've been reading.
 

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HAHAHA that'd have been a good idea if I had just denied being Chinese. Then again I'm pretty sure the dude had yellow fever and I can't really pass as a non-Asian..


Needless to say his comment made me even more angry than I already was about the firecrackers, so I acted even "less Chinese". I think he got a culture shock and that was that lol.
Speaking of yellow fever, I'm Latino and an ex mistook me for being Filipino when she first met me. It was just a little awkward when she found out the truth. I mean by that point it didn't matter, but it felt a little strange you know?

Come to think of it, I've been mistaken for South East Asian, Pacific Islander, Aboriginal, Indian and Arab. I guess I have one of those ethnically ambiguous faces.
 

Aselith

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"You're the worst I've ever had." Last time we had sex, she legit laughed because it was so bad

Time to learn how to eat ass. Get your tongue work where it needs to be

Ok i have to tell you this. This is the worst feeling ever. I was talking to a girl at tinder and she said she dont want any relationship, just sex. Well perfect i thought and she looked real good and was a fitness instructor. We chatted a bit and she said i should come over to her apartment tomorrow. One more thing she said, can i see another pic of you? Sure I said and i sent a selfie.

What happens next? Well it appears she didnt like my pic. She said okay after receiving it and never replied to me again. What the fuck! I dont look like brad pitt but i dont consider myself ugly either. Talk about being snubbed :(

Well here is the pic

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She wanted a dick pic imo
 

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"I'm not sure if I Know What You Did Last Summer or I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is my favorite movie of all time."
 

blue_phazon

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Heightism isn't to do with preferences. It's when the person is absolutist or stubborn about what heights they would only ever date. Being fat or hair colour isn't the same as height cause you can control them. The equivalent for women might be breast size. But if a man went on about his stubborness for a certain breast size...
I would argue that it makes sense to have a hard preference for something that isn't changeable like height. If you were a tall girl and unattracted to short guys, you can never hope that their height changes....because it can't!
 

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Mentioning or commening on my [short] height. I don't mention it because [I try to think] it isn't a big deal. If someone makes a deal (big or small) out of it, it's enough for me to drop the person. I don't go around talking about other people's heights and weights.
 

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Mentioning or commening on my [short] height. I don't mention it because [I try to think] it isn't a big deal. If someone makes a deal (big or small) out of it, it's enough for me to drop the person. I don't go around talking about other people's heights and weights.
I agree this is rude. I do think it's perfectly fine if a girl asks politely how tall a guy is over social media if a date is being set up and height isn't mentioned anywhere on his profile. Mentioning it in person though is rude as hell especially if she didn't ask before and then went on a date with him. Just politely refuse a second date.
 

Shadybiz

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He said you can do other things though. He also said things could go better the second time around. I really think all he was trying to say was not to feel immense pressure to perform especially the first time. I don't know why you're turning it around into a bad thing but it sounds like you have a grudge on something he said before?

Honestly, I think just walking out on someone because they came prematurely is the bad thing here.

Nonsense. You both laugh it off, eat something, have a drink and try it a second time, lasting as long as you want.

I do agree just putting it in until you come is a bit selfish but i'm sure that's not all he does.

Pretty much my take on the matter. Pretty sure that's all Widdle Puppy was trying to say, which is completely right. Don't know why he got jumped on.
 

Untzillatx

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I agree this is rude. I do think it's perfectly fine if a girl asks politely how tall a guy is over social media if a date is being set up and height isn't mentioned anywhere on his profile. Mentioning it in person though is rude as hell especially if she didn't ask before and then went on a date with him. Just politely refuse a second date.

Ah, sure, asking about someone's height if a potential date is on the table I assume is a normal thing, and I would not get offended by it. As you mentioned, I was referring to people mentioning your height in person, once you are in the actual date. If you're tall it is almost always a compliment, but if you aren't (like me), it is usually a sign of disappointment or contempt, so that's why I don't like it.