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Kotto

CEO of Traphouse Networks
Member
Nov 3, 2017
4,466
If they want this to be even better, they should look at Teanna's techniques.
 

Hey Please

Avenger
Oct 31, 2017
22,824
Not America
Aside from the juvenile humour and puritanical judgement tantamount to hypocrisy, this is truly an interesting research. This is the codification for processes to evoke maximum pleasure.

I do hope that there is a research akin to this out there for studying the most effective (average) patterns for vibration and/or penetration for women.
 

Siggy-P

Avenger
Mar 18, 2018
11,869
Aside from the juvenile humour and puritanical judgement tantamount to hypocrisy, this is truly an interesting research. This is the codification for processes to evoke maximum pleasure.

I do hope that there is a research akin to this out there for studying the most effective (average) patterns for vibration and/or penetration for women.

Oh of course.


Realistically, I believe the ideal end point of human civilisation in the far future will be us all being plugged into "give up machines" and similar blowjob devices like something out of the matrix
 

thesoapster

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,924
MD, USA
to visualize how this machine works, here is a gif showing the mechanism in action
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Doesn't look like anything to me.

Reminds me of an engine with a very uneven firing order
 

Sphinx

Member
Nov 29, 2017
2,379
We humans are a fucking weird species.

If I were an Alien who last watched us 20 years ago, I'd assume humans would be on their way to create non-hazardous cigarettes, healthy fast food, eradicating HIV, providing quality of life and dignity for everyone by now.

what do we do? we create a mechanical blowjob machine

*facepalm
 

galv

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
2,048
create non-hazardous cigarettes, healthy fast food, eradicating HIV, providing quality of life and dignity for everyone by now
1. Exists. It's called vaping and people hate it.
2. Exists. There are plenty of healthy options and if you don't go overboard with toppings and sides, you get decently healthy fast food.
3. No cure, but steps have been taken to curb HIV. HIV isn't nearly the killer that it was 20 years ago.
4. We were probably on track to achieve this too, but got Trump'd. Oh well.
 

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Oct 26, 2017
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Stuff like this is so depressing. Vast portions of society are so socially depressed, issolated and sex starved that a demand for such a device actually exists.
 

Amory

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,161
Stuff like this is so depressing. Vast portions of society are so socially depressed, issolated and sex starved that a demand for such a device actually exists.
There's been a demand for sex toys for a long time. I think it's a great thing that sex toys for men are starting to become more...if not accepted then at least available.

I don't know if they should have motors in them.