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Dream Machine

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Oct 25, 2017
13,085
That's why i just pricked a small hole and blew air into mine with a drinking straw. Expensive pumps are a scam.
 

blame space

Resettlement Advisor
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,420
when i was a kid i thought when you got a how job that someone blew into your dick and it blew it up like a balloon
 

Kyuuji

The Favonius Fox
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Nov 8, 2017
32,372
Somewhere in the world it's always the perfect time for this shit.
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mute

ā–² Legend ā–²
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Oct 25, 2017
25,147
It's the weekend somewhere....wait, no its fucking not.
 

Manu

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Oct 27, 2017
17,191
Buenos Aires, Argentina
did anyone else thing penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis pump blows into penis
 

Parthenios

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
13,618
So would the same process work on other parts of the body?

Like could I pump my toes up? It's always bothered me that they aren't the same size so let's make them all big toes.
 

Kyuuji

The Favonius Fox
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Nov 8, 2017
32,372
So would the same process work on other parts of the body?
Like could I pump my toes up? It's always bothered me that they aren't the same size so let's make them all big toes.
Is the big toe big only because there are smaller toes?
If you inflate the others won't you have five normal toes?
If not then isn't the big toe normal at that point and then you'd have one normal and four big toes?

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I'm going to be dreaming about toes thanks to you.
 

Deleted member 20284

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Oct 28, 2017
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Australia is far in front but it's still only noon on Friday OP. Work lunch drinks I suppose, cheers mate.

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