And yet people today are still dying and starting wild fire from gender reveal party. Shit is wild.
Do you ever think about we are here today because someone learned how to make fire?
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Woops wrong forum.
I guess we could also extend this to our ancestor who was tired of having four hands and wanted two feet and hands.
I guess we could also extend this to our ancestor who was tired of having four hands and wanted two feet and hands.
Why we still got monkeys tho
to punish tourists, nature is perfect
Bali’s thieving monkeys can spot high-value items to ransom
Study finds macaques go for tourists’ electronics and wallets over empty bags and then maximise their profit
www.theguardian.com
to punish tourists, nature is perfect
Bali’s thieving monkeys can spot high-value items to ransom
Study finds macaques go for tourists’ electronics and wallets over empty bags and then maximise their profit
Not monkeys, but they also exist to punish people who play the accordion.
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My running hypothesis is a monkey learned how to carry fire and that monkey civilization evolved to human to better manipulate fire.
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are the mods not paid to work in weekend. I reported this thread already.
Thanks mod for doing this after I posted this.
Thanks mod for doing this after I posted this.
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Harnessing fire started from maintaining already started fires. Lucky for us, so much shit is combustible. Unlucky for dipsthits at gender reveal parties, so much shit is combustible.
Loser
How do you know it was a monkey? Maybe it was a giant sloth or something and a monkey was walking by and said oh fuck, I'll take that.
Did you ever think of that?
Did you ever think of that?
I have to wake up before dawn and go to work every day because some asshole made fire at some point.
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I bet it was a bird carrying a stick on fire and dropped it cause it was too hot and some fucker with two hands caught it.
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If I was Jeff bezos when we learn how to teraform planets, I would dump all the opposable thumb animals there and see who learns fire first so we can never repeat that mistake again.
