Do you piss into the center of the bowel or the side?

[Lightjolly]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfhiunjFmY

 

[Porygon]

To the side, I just don't like noise in general lol

 

[Kevers]

Aim for the center but the split in the stream hits everything at once.

I aim for the sides at night or at someone elses house, I don't need them hearing me blast piss.

 

[Jarrod38]

Looks at calendar see if it's Saturday and yep it's Saturday.

 

[nsilvias]

water day
side night

 

[Lemony1984]

I wouldn't piss in anyone's bowel.

 

[RomanticHeroX]

I helicopter.

 

[Melpomene]

Really unfortunate title typo.

 

[LazyLain]

Aim for the sky

 

[TaySan]

Center front usually

 

[KamenSenshi]

Stealth Golden Shower thread

 

[echoshifting]

Jesus take the wheel 🙏

 

[thewienke]

I usually sit and sometimes it turns into a poop situation

 

[FTF]

Really unfortunate title typo.

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lol

 

[echoshifting]

I usually stand and sometimes it turns into a poop situation

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Me too

 

[abellwillring]

Center. Sometimes the side if it's at night and I'm trying to be quiet. Although in that scenario I'd usually just sit.

 

[RAWRferal]

Going for a piss in the middle of the night with my 1 year old in the room adjacent is an exercise in extreme stealth.

During the day is a different story.

 

[The Albatross]

Depends…… is there some memory of a shit somewhere in there?

 

[Rampage]

Ah, weekend Era.

Where is the squatting on the rim option?

 

[echoshifting]

Depends…… is there some memory of a shit somewhere in there?

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I call this maneuver "the gentleman's piss"

Chivalry's not dead

 

[THErest]

If I'm sober, the side. Nice and smooth.

If I'm wasted, the center. Loud and proud.

 

[Claude Kenni]

Middle, it splashes the least. Only side if I'm being quiet.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

In the shower. I save it up all week

 

[Maximum Spider]

op, do you piss into the center of the jowls or the side?

 

[Max|Payne]

Sides and at night I sit.

This is making me remember how my previous upstairs neighbor would take a giant piss every night at 2am and it would resound throughout half the entire building.

Jesus.

 

[Walter White Walker]

If I'm home alone, I pee in the water. With people around, I pee on the side.

 

[Squarehard]

Wherever I can to avoid the splash zone.

 

[Rosebud]

Y'all shoud sit

 

[pokeystaples]

I sit so it's going straight down the middle-ish.

 

[LazyLain]

The optimal method for men is actually to plank on the toilet seat so that your tip is slightly submerged and you can pee underwater.

 

[Loud Wrong]

Human bidet?

 

[Bossking]

Piss in the center, shit on the side, scream into the sky for maximum output

 

[Kyuuji]

I sit down 🤷‍♀️

 

[THErest]

The optimal method for men is actually to plank on the toilet seat so that your tip is slightly submerged and you can pee underwater.

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This calls to mind a funny "how to pee with a boner" set of illustrations that I'm sure I'm not allowed to post here probably.

 

[RPGam3r]

Sitting reduces all the gross shit, so kinda do that as much as possible.

 

[milkastrawberry]

i just sit and where it lands it lands

 

[hikarutilmitt]

Usually side to avoid the noise, doubly so if I'm at a urinal in public and don't want the backsplash to get on my goddamned shoes.

 

[CloseTalker]

just...use a douche. why would you do it this way?

 

[Lakeside]

I try to bounce it off the rim and into the bowl.

 

[King Fossil]

I sit

 

[Ingueferroque]

Do we need a fourth option for the spatter-aware people that sit down to pee?

Edit: Wow, seeing a lot of mention of sitting... is the culture shifting? Sit-gang unite!

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I wouldn't piss in anyone's bowel.

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Stop kink shaming. Piss enemas are fun.

 

[Aselith]

Fountain style straight up

 

[M. Wallace]

It's easier to just piss into the shower.

 

[Unknownlight]

I sit down at home because it splashes otherwise. I don't want to clean up droplets of my piss.

 

[ClearMetal]

Off the backboard.

 

[AdamT]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQXUd4Fku2E

 

[Rune Walsh]

Pee pee in the butt butt.

 

[AwwBubbles]

I sit.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Right in the tank.