subpar spatula

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Oct 26, 2017
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Makes sense. SpaceX be taking off pretty well. And Elon basically propelled electric vehicles to the forefront of the industry plus widespread charging networks. Bezos gonna be mad.
 
Oct 30, 2017
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I for one am glad they immortalised that atrocious haircut, people in years to come can pull this cover up and laugh at it.
 

apocat

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Oct 27, 2017
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So was Hitler, back in the day, and that was meant as a condemnation. It's not a title reserved for people who has had a positive influence. The important thing is that they had an influence.
 

Slayven

Never read a comic in his life
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Oct 25, 2017
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And you know he will be try hard about it and be like "I don't even want to be on the list"
 

TheGummyBear

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Jan 6, 2018
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Trash capitalist getting praise for the work of his employees.

Sounds about right.

This is practically always how it works out. Time loves to celebrate the rich and famous.

But what has Musk done in his life to advance humankind other than get stoned and advnce ideas that can't realistically be accomplished?

Are Time really throwing weight behund the tunnel roads guy?
 

Dyle

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
30,227
Samus saved the galaxy yet again and this is the thanks she gets? Unbelievable she didn't even get in as an honorable mention
 

subpar spatula

Refuses to Wash his Ass
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Oct 26, 2017
22,187
This is practically always how it works out.

But what has Musk done in his life to advance humankind other than get stoned and advnce ideas that can't realistically be accomplished?

Are Time really throwing weight behund the tunnel roads guy?
He kind of made electric vehicles popular and is forcing other car manufacturers to develop or lose out as Tesla sales are very good. And one can argue his pet SpaceX project has lit some kind of fire under agencies and capitalists for space to be worthwhile.
 

Rhomega

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Oct 25, 2017
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A reminder that Person of the Year doesn't mean the "best person", it's most influential, for better or worse. Hitler and Stalin made POTY back in their day.

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This is the man who aspires to save our planet and get us a new one to inhabit: clown, genius, edgelord, visionary, industrialist, showman, cad; a madcap hybrid of Thomas Edison, P.T. Barnum, Andrew Carnegie and Watchmen's Doctor Manhattan, the brooding, blue-skinned man-god who invents electric cars and moves to Mars. His startup rocket company, SpaceX, has leapfrogged Boeing and others to own America's spacefaring future. His car company, Tesla, controls two-thirds of the multibillion-dollar electric-vehicle market it pioneered and is valued at a cool $1 trillion. That has made Musk, with a net worth of more than $250 billion, the richest private citizen in history, at least on paper. He's a player in robots and solar, cryptocurrency and climate, brain-computer implants to stave off the menace of artificial intelligence and underground tunnels to move people and freight at super speeds. He dominates Wall Street: "The way finance works now is that things are valuable not based on their cash flows but on their proximity to Elon Musk," Bloomberg columnist Matt Levine wrote in February, after Musk's "Gamestonk!!" tweet vaulted the meme-stock craze into the stratosphere.

Such cosmic ambition rarely comes without consequences, and Musk still must answer to earthly authorities. His companies have faced allegations of sexual harassment and poor working conditions; in October, a federal jury ordered Tesla to pay $137 million to a Black employee who accused the automaker of ignoring racial abuse. The businesses have also been fined for numerous regulatory violations. The feds are probing Tesla's Autopilot software, which has been involved in an alarming number of crashes with parked emergency vehicles, resulting in injuries and death. The company's expansion in China required cozying up to its repressive autocrats.

The toll his hard-driving style takes on staff is legendary. Former associates have described Musk as petty, cruel and petulant, particularly when frustrated or challenged. He recently separated from the experimental musician Grimes, the mother of his seventh son. "He is a savant when it comes to business, but his gift is not empathy with people," says his brother and business partner Kimbal Musk. During the COVID-19 pandemic, he's made statements downplaying the virus, broken local health regulations to keep his factories running and amplified skepticism about vaccine safety. Musk tells TIME he and his eligible children are vaccinated and that "the science is unequivocal," but that he opposes vaccine mandates: "You are taking a risk, but people do risky things all the time," he says of the unvaccinated. "I believe we've got to watch out for the erosion of freedom in America." The vast expanse of human misery can seem an afterthought to a man with his eyes on Mars.
 
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Spork4000

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Oct 27, 2017
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Yearly reminder that being time's person of the year isn't a 100% good thing. It's who they thought was the most influential person of the year, for good or bad.
 

djplaeskool

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Oct 26, 2017
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It's very hard to ignore the outsized influence Musk carries.

His rumors move markets.
His products generate instant buzz.
His tweets mobilize an insane amount of capital.
He's got governments large and small kissing the ring.

To the public, he is the "genius billionaire playboy philanthropist," regardless of how shaky each of those titles are under even the most minute of scrutiny. Capitalism personified.
 

Biestmann

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Oct 25, 2017
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I don't like the guy, but his influence is undeniable. If he farted and that fart sounded vaguely like a dog barking, dogecoin would jump up by 500% in a matter of a day
 
Oct 27, 2017
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Hitler was once too.

Musk is undeniably influential. This isn't positive per se but this asshole loves attention like a recent president who was impeached twice.
 

Toumari

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Oct 27, 2017
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Not surprised considering they gave it to Biden last year (who wasn't even President yet) over front-line healthcare workers.
 

Snarfington

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Oct 25, 2017
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This is legit the worst choice for TIME Person of the Year that I can remember. Just actually legitimately a bad choice and not even because I don't like the guy, but because it just doesn't line up with reality.
 

Owl

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Oct 25, 2017
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California
Y'all are crazy to say SpaceX and to a lesser extent Tesla have done nothing this year

If this was to showcase a good human being, then yeah he shouldn't be there
 

jph139

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Oct 25, 2017
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With America and the world on the precipice of ecological and social collapse due to moneyed interests that are more interested in their own self-aggrandizement and growth than actually solving problems, Elon Musk is absolutely the most exemplary person of the year.

That or someone related to the COVID vaccine, but I think we all kind of gave up on the whole COVID thing.