Funniest lines in the MCU

[Bishop89]

My votes probably have to go to these 2


Maybe, who am i to judge?


Damn you Stark, point break.

 

[CaptainKashup]

"Well, that happened !"

 

[fracas]

"It's morbin' time!"

-Dr. Michael Morbius at your service

 

[Deleted member 13798]

"Pizza Poppa always gets paid."

Bruce Campbell is just the best.

 

[supkid]

Thor I need a horse ! THOR SCENE

Thor I need a horse ! THOR SCENE

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"I need a horse" - Thor

 

[NickatNite]

He'll grow

Kick names, take ass.

 

[VAD]

« Do you, uh, fondue? » - Confused Steve Rogers to Howard Stark and Peggy Carter.

 

[egg]

"It's morbin' time!"

-Dr. Michael Morbius at your service

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but that's not mcu

 

[L Thammy]

Not even the Joker will take on the IRS.

I lol'd

www.youtube.com

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

"What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?"

 

[Gabaghoul582]

Guardians of the Galaxy Filthy Ship

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[ratify]

"You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet." - Nick Fury in Iron Man

I'm not sure anyone imagined how big that universe world get.

 

[Kadzork]

"You know Stark, we really are Captain America: Civil War"

 

[jph139]

"Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother.
"He killed 80 people in two days."
"...he's adopted."

Fuck Whedon but the man knows how to write some snark.

 

[Lunchbox-]

"you know what cap, we really are the last of the avengers" - tony's daughter

 

[boxter432]

"You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet." - Nick Fury in Iron Man

I'm not sure anyone imagined how big that universe world get.

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super hilarious!

 

[Lotus]

"WHY IS GAMORA?!"

That whole scene had me dying

 

[ShapeGSX]

"Hey! Hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

 

[kayos90]

"WHY IS GAMORA?!"

That whole scene had me dying

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The entirety of this scene is gold

 

[Nacho]

One of the best recent ones for me was in MoM when (spoilers just in case)

Spoiler

Dr Strange answers 3 people all at once when the fan comes up to him when he's talking to America early in the beginning of the movie.

Small moment but perfectly delivered.

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

"WHY IS GAMORA?!"

That whole scene had me dying

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"I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri"
"Yeah that's on Earth dipshit"

 

[Mancha]

 

[kayos90]

"I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri"
"Yeah that's on Earth dipshit"

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What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

 

[Indurian]

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I enjoy that Strange still asks knowing Antman, Hulk, Rocket, and Warmachine are going to pop out of the ground in a few seconds.

 

[pechorin]

 

[Lotus]

😏

"I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri"
"Yeah that's on Earth dipshit"

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Everyone roasting Starlord never gets old

 

[Pendas]

What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

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"I can take it!!"
"No he can't take it!!!"
"She's right, he can't."

 

[Kadzork]

I would love to know how many takes this took:

 

[Deleted member 13798]

Drax is a machine for these and Bautista is so charming.

 

[brinstar]

Wong's "I don't even wanna know" in response to Strange during the climax of MoM had me rolling

 

[Kinthey]

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I took me some time to make the connection between Drax believing this and the Guardians ending scene

 

[Landawng]

The Avengers?

Thor:
They're Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

Mantis:
Like Kevin Bacon?

Thor:
He may be on the team, I don't know I haven't been there in a while

 

[cubistic]

"Metaphor"
"Eh, sorta..."

 

[MrCheez]

Always been partial to "Piss off, ghost!"

 

[DominicanGlory]

Scooby Doo this shit is underrated

 

[kayos90]

I know a lot of people have been getting tired of the abundance of jokes in MCU movies but a lot of these one liners or scenes are so good tbh.

 

[Soupman Prime]

"All words are made up"

 

[MarcelloF]

"He knows I love snakes" always gets me.

 

[Landawng]

I also love the scene where Thor tries to copy Star Lord

"No you're not! You will not be taking OUR pod today, sir."

 

[Khanimus]

"It's not Morbi-You. It's MorbiUS." - 2022's top movie, Morbius

 

[shiftplusone]

Always been partial to "Piss off, ghost!"

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It's 100% gonna be from the Taika movie and I'm 99% sure its this

 

[Yerffej]

The "He is adopted" line never gets old for me.

 

[Bishop89]

Parker: Like in Footloose the movie?
Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Parker: It never was.

 

[RowdyReverb]

Maybe, who am i to judge?

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In the same vein

"Oh we're using made up names... I'm Spider-Man"

 

[SasaBassa]

Piss off ghost is my runner up, but the snake story is fucking gold. Ragnarok is so damn good man. Never thought I'd be wanting more Thor.

 

[Thugnificent]

He's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

"WHY IS GAMORA?!"

That whole scene had me dying

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Yes, actually the whole Avengers vs. GotG scene is one of the most memorable throughout the entirety of the MCU in terms of humor. Really good.

 

[Luigi87]

My votes probably have to go to these 2


Maybe, who am i to judge?

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I still think of this line often, and I've only watched the movie back when it came out in theatres.

 

[Deleted member 33190]

Strucker: We will not yield, the Americans sent their circus freaks to test us. We will send them back in bags. NO SURRENDER!!!

Troops: NO SURRENDER!!!

*Turns back
Strucker: *Whisper* I am going to surrender..

That scene had me in tears in the theatres. The MCU has a lot of funny moments and its one of the things that make the movies so easy to digest sometimes.

 

[Deleted member 4461]

Parker: Like in Footloose the movie?
Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Parker: It never was.

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Lmaoooo, I was gonna post this one