You got your phone or tablet, in the perfect position, not to hot not to cold. Then bam your bladder betrays you and you seriously thinking if you can hold it, defy society and just let it go, or just go to the bathroom. Fuck this.
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Getting comfy on a couch or bed under covers and suddenly having to pee has to be a villain origin.
- Thread starter Slayven
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Happens every night right after I slip under the covers, AFTER I've taken my last piss for the day. I'm thinking it must have something to do with my body getting horizontal. I'm used to it by now.
Worse is your family calling you for something 1 minute after you melt into the perfect position on your day off.
At least with peeing, you can go right back.
At least with peeing, you can go right back.
At your age, you should really be getting an annual prostate exam in addition to the glaucoma screening.
I think your bladder waking you up in the morning is even worse, especially when you combine with it with morning wood.
It's your day off, you can sleep later, no need to set an alarm. But then promptly at 7am your bladder and dick teem up to be like NAH.
It's your day off, you can sleep later, no need to set an alarm. But then promptly at 7am your bladder and dick teem up to be like NAH.
OP
OP
at your age you should be getting better hair cuts instead of a Mississippi mud flap
I bet there is a super villain that takes massive shits and has to routinely spend 45 minutes onclogging the toilet each time.
OP
OP
Alternate villain origin story: You're laying down in bed, almost drifting asleep, but then a thought pops into your head
"Did I leave the oven on"
You know, surely, you didn't. But now that you've had the thought, you have to check.
"Did I leave the oven on"
You know, surely, you didn't. But now that you've had the thought, you have to check.
No, it's getting cosy in bed.
TV playing. Headphones in. Crisps delicately balanced. Beer poised.
"Alexa turn off lights"
And you forgot the smart bulb had to be replaced a few days earlier when it went kaput.
FFUUCCKK.
TV playing. Headphones in. Crisps delicately balanced. Beer poised.
"Alexa turn off lights"
And you forgot the smart bulb had to be replaced a few days earlier when it went kaput.
FFUUCCKK.
at this point just shit in the woods
let god and nature deal with that
Agreed. Just how much sugary beverages is Slayven drinking these days?
As for me, I drink a ton of water throughout the day, and can go relieve myself in controlled intervals during normal day time hours. However, at the same time, I can also retain/hold water like a fucking camel in terms of never having to rush to relieve myself at odd times.
Omfg!!!! THIS!!!! SO MUCH
My mouth gets insanely dry in bed tho :'c
Like, waking up with a dry mouth? Look up sleep taping, I'm not joking. Might change your life.
Better hope that melatonin kicks in at just the right time. If it hits you when the melatonin hits, you might miss out.
Funny how that works. I once read that something similar happens when the need to pee is high and you're getting closer to your home. Your brain considers that a safe space (and humans like all other animals, are vulnerable when peeing/pooping). So the closer you get, the more your brain/body wants to get that going on.
Two hours away from home is not close enough body! I just stopped 40 minutes ago.
Far as the bed thing. Every night. Go right before I turn out the lights. 20 minutes. Then again at 2am. Grrr.
