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RevengeTaken

Banned
Aug 12, 2018
1,711
Kratos has appeared on the front cover of Men's Health Singapore to show men around the world how to achieve the 'ultimate dad bod'.

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Pankratous

Member
Oct 26, 2017
9,276
Abs, check
Beard, check
Bald, check
Stabbed through the stomach with a sword filled with the power of gods, check
 

Deleted member 43077

User requested account closure
Banned
May 9, 2018
5,741
talk about setting ridiculous beauty standards s/

forget his body tho...do I HAVE to be a god to have a beard like that? ...I probably do huh....shit.
 
Oct 26, 2017
19,778
I wish they made a new, fun render for the magazine. Dissappinted it is just plain Kratos. It should have been him shirtless on a beach, or lifting a tree.
 

Duxxy3

Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,785
USA
BRB. Stabbing myself through the abdomen with a massive sword and going to hell. Should only be 20 minutes, tops.
 

Crayon

Member
Oct 26, 2017
15,580
Women want him. Men want to be him.

Feature: 10 tips that will make you bone like God of War.
 

PLASTICA-MAN

Member
Oct 26, 2017
23,676
Live over 300 years and stay as fit as Kratos pushing bridges weighing millions of tons. A really good example.
 

Aurongel

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 28, 2017
7,065
Step 1: Be a literal fucking god.
Step 2: Kill your father.
Step 3: BOY.
 

Fularu

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,609
I mean, Kratos is not a real person. You literally cannot obtain his body tone, because it is made of 3D polygons and not real human muscle. It's literally an impossible standard of masculinity! Lol.
Eh I'm not so sure. Nowadays modeling is done with help from captors on real persons

I'm not seeing anything that's super impossible to achieve on his body. Sure you would have to train hard for a few years, but it is within reach.
 

Okabe

Is Sometimes A Good Bean
Member
Aug 24, 2018
19,953
Just so everyone knows this is from a year ago.

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Nooblet

Member
Oct 25, 2017
13,640
His abs are really big and super defined for someone with that big waist. I'm not a big guy so I can't say for sure but I don't think you can have core muscles that big and visible (which means really low BF) and still have a waist that wide.