Honda dealer offers $900 to watch all the Fast & Furious films. Easiest $900 ever.

[LuxCommander]

$900 for something I'd do for kicks? Sign me up!

Seriously though, as someone that completely dismissed the Fast franchise as garbage for years, I did a run through on a recommendation of a friend as well as the Patrick H Willems video on the evolution of the series. I never expected that I'd be a fan, but 9 movies later, here we are. It's not fine cinema, but as far as popcorn flicks go, there really is something special there.

 

[Leviathan]

We're in this together

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Save it. I'm not really here to sign on with your trolling and chuckle it off. Why don't you tackle that again with an actual andwer to why you felt the need to come in as the token asshole for the thread.

Like what you like, hate what you hate, but don't go around trying to strip away people's opinions.

 

[Brass Body Dave]

I'm not really here to sign on with your trolling and chuckle it off. Why don't you tackle that again with an actual andwer to why you felt the need to come in as the token asshole for the thread.

Like what you like, hate what you hate, but don't go around trying to strip away people's opinions.

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I mean, you just did the exact same thing, so I figured you weren't serious, because what kind of person would say "how dare you do X!" and then do X.

 

[Leviathan]

I mean, you just did the exact same thing, so I figured you weren't serious, because what kind of person would say "how dare you do X!" and then do X.

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How did I do that though? I complained about you not accepting other people's opinions. I never took any of yours away from you. You can hate Fast and Furious all you want. I said damn near exactly that.

I get that they don't really police gaslighting here, but that doesn't mean you need to run straight to it.

 

[Border]

I have never seen any of these movies, but I would definitely binge them all for $900.

However I suspect that the "winner" of this contest is going to be whoever has the social media accounts with the furthest reach, most friends, most followers, etc.

 

[Huncho_Houdini]

50 bucks per hour, more or less.

Fuck it I'd do it. I'd more happily do it if it was just watching Tokyo Drift 9x in a row.

 

[Anoregon]

I work like 10 minutes from this dealership. I will not be gaining these nine hundred dollars.

 

[Deleted member 31817]

A worksheet? Booooo

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Brass Body Dave should just make everyone happy after insulting Familia and post in the Suplex thread!

An ode to the greatest fighting move ever: the suplex.

Sure, it is popular in wrestling... ...but also accessible to the common people. It brings the pain in gaming: It is also something used as a showstopper in film: Blade doing the hold and flex just to show off: Cap showing Winter Soldier how things are done in Brooklyn: Hulk giving...

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[Brass Body Dave]

Brass Body Dave should just make everyone happy after insulting Familia and post in the Suplex thread!

An ode to the greatest fighting move ever: the suplex.

Sure, it is popular in wrestling... ...but also accessible to the common people. It brings the pain in gaming: It is also something used as a showstopper in film: Blade doing the hold and flex just to show off: Cap showing Winter Soldier how things are done in Brooklyn: Hulk giving...

www.resetera.com

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forgot worlds will be colliding

 

[PhoncipleBone]

forgot worlds will be colliding

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What worlds? I don't see anything

 

[Bard]

Can I just watch Tokyo Drift nine times in a row? Since it's the best one of course.

 

[sleepnaught]

Not enough money to watch those terrible movies

 

[Kadey]

I don't think I can do this. I hate the FF movies except for the first one and the Paul dying one.

 

[Vinsanity]

 

[Dust]

Maybe finally people will notice that this went from stealing DVD players to bootleg Avengers.

 

[Jeffolation]

I'd try to sneak a nap during Tokyo Drift.

 

[Adree]

oops. Fast Five Rules

 

[Ruruja]

This deal legit?

 

[LProtagonist]

They're paying you 900 dollars to do their advertising work for them, basically. It's a cheap investment for them.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Easy

 

[Everybody Lies]

Nine hundred dollars seems a little low.

 

[makonero]

It's a sweepstakes, yes? Not just a free $900. I feel misled.

 

[Soupman Prime]

So when did the movies drift away from actually being about cars and went on to be about super soldiers, terrorism, cartels and government agencies?

 

[TAJ]

I dunno that fourth movie is pretty fucking bad.

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Furious 7 was the one that broke me. Worst movie to get a standard theatrical release in 2015.

 

[Illusion]

I saw the third film and it was okay. I can't imagine watching all these films. Yikes.

 

[chogidogs]

Only if I can have Giant Bomb's Film and 40s playing simultaneously.

 

[Soundscream]

What a shit contest.

This should be for a car or something. It's like the Knicks giving that guy $5000 in scratch off tickets for hitting a half court shot.

 

[werezompire]

They're dumb popcorn movies full of attractive people doing crazy stunts. It's not like they're making you watch Heartbeeps 8 times in a row.

 

[Kyuuji]

Would save me some time and effort and puts money in the back pocket?
Seems win win.

 

[TiamatSword]

So when did the movies drift away from actually being about cars and went on to be about super soldiers, terrorism, cartels and government agencies?

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Fast Five

 

[Deleted member 4260]

I'd do this for free

 

[Symphony]

I'd do this if it were possible to, I haven't watched any after 2 Fast 2 Furious even though I've had a sealed Tokyo Drift BR for years, money would be a great motivator.

 

[Gundam]

You're telling me I can get PAID for living??

 

[Vonocourt]

So when did the movies drift away from actually being about cars and went on to be about super soldiers, terrorism, cartels and government agencies?

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I mean, the franchise started as a lukewarm Point Break knock off. The only film truly about cars and street racing was the third.

 

[Indelible]

I might actually turn this down, my time and brain cells are worth more than sitting through these shitty movies.

 

[mutantmagnet]

I would legitimately turn that offer down.

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Come on Hobbs and Shaw ain't that bad.

 

[Zukuu]

Can I replace that by watching Tokyo Drift 9 times in a row?

 

[Grimminski]

Here for it.

Can I replace that by watching Tokyo Drift 9 times in a row?

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Premium tier post.

 

[TAJ]

Come on Hobbs and Shaw ain't that bad.

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I haven't seen that or Fate Of The Furious. I'm DONE.
If I loved myself even a little bit then I would have quit watching Fast & Furious 6 after the tank jump and not watched Furious 7.

 

[Falchion]

Oh you have to binge them all at once? Fuck that.